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constabulatoried adj. Describing a drinker who has turned a casual gathering into a small police force. Mckylie was constabulatoried and assigned imaginary duties to the guests. constaffed adj. A drinker who assumes responsibility for the meeting, including matters no meeting contains. Decameron became constaffed and attempted to register everyone arriving at the party. constancied (/ˈkɒnstənsid/) adj. Drunk, with the result that your balance remains faithful to neither foot. Neomi stayed constancied on the stairs, repeatedly promising the banister she was steady. constant functioned adj. Drunk to the extent of producing the same answer to every question, regardless of its wording. Elihue was constant functioned and replied ‘absolutely’ to directions, accusations and offers of water. constant morphismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and arriving at the same conclusion by either route. Cherrisse was constant morphismed, reaching the bar again whether she took the stairs or corridor. constant of integrationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and leaving an unspecified term in every account of the evening. Randin was constant of integrationed and could not say how many stairs remained, plus C. constant speed drived adj. Drunk by closing time, and maintaining the same pace despite no longer generating useful direction. Malysia came constant speed drived down the stairs, steady in speed and poor in steering. constant timed adj. Still drunk, and completing every task in the same interval regardless of its size. Shashawna got constant timed and allowed the same pause between every syllable. constant velocitied adj. Too drunk to alter pace while turning, making each corner a matter for nearby furniture. Carter-j came constant velocitied round the stairwell and collected the umbrella stand. constant-speed propellered adj. Sufficiently drunk to rotate at a fixed rate while varying the angle of every attempted step. Glossie went constant-speed propellered on the staircase, turning regularly as each foot searched for wood. constant-velocity jointed adj. Having drunk more than enough to compensate for every angle except the one between yourself and the stairs. Keona was constant-velocity jointed, turning smoothly until the staircase presented itself. constant-wear garmented adj. You are drunk and treating one protective layer as sufficient equipment for the whole evening. Kaylamae was constant-wear garmented, refusing to remove her coat before attempting the stairs. constantanned adj. Of a drinker: resistant to changes in temperature, balance and apparently basic instruction. Sairy remained constantanned on the cold stairs, unmoved by repeated requests to sit down. constanted (/ˈkɒnstəntd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that every attempted movement becomes permanent halfway through. Jayvone stood constanted beside the stairs, unable to commit to either direction. constantnessed adj. Of a drinker who has become unwaveringly committed to one incorrect direction. Doulton was constantnessed and continued towards the cellar despite three signs for the exit. constatationed adj. A drinker who verifies each stair by placing a foot on it and waiting for evidence. Olliver was constatationed on the staircase, testing every step before permitting the next.