consultantshipped
consumer based

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consultantshipped adj. Too drunk to stop offering professional advice on the correct way to pull a pint. Corra got consultantshipped and explained the cellar temperature to the barman. consultaried adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat every passing opinion as a matter for formal counsel. Khianna got consultaried and sought advice before ordering crisps.
consultationed (/ˌkɒnsl̩ˈteɪʃənd/) adj. Having drunk enough to turn every conversation into a request for advice nobody commissioned. consultative sellinged adj. Having drunk more than the customer can bear, and proposing a bespoke solution to every empty glass. Emmelynn got consultative sellinged and matched each regular with a different bitter. consulted (/ˈkɒnsʌltd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every domestic decision requires advice from the sofa. Koreyon got consulted and sought the cushions' opinion before standing for water. consulteed adj. You have drunk enough to seek a second opinion on whether another round is sensible. Elanna, consulteed, asked three people whether cider counted as supper. consultered adj. You are drunk and asking counsel from anyone within reach, including the fruit machine. Jerahmeel was consultered and sought the fruit machine's view on taxis. consulting roomed adj. Of a drinker who has made the pub's quietest corner into a private surgery for personal grievances. Antonnia became consulting roomed and received visitors beside the coat stand. consultinged (/kənˈsʌltɪŋd/) adj. Of a drinker: treating the bar staff as a medical team and the next round as treatment. Onald got consultinged and requested professional advice about his third stout. consultored adj. Describing a drinker who gives earnest counsel from the end of the bar, whether invited or not. Lotty got consultored and advised the landlord on managing the dartboard. consultressed adj. A drinker who offers firm advice with the calm authority of someone who has had quite enough. Alessandro became consultressed and settled an argument about the jukebox. consumabilitied adj. A drinker so far gone that every object on the bar appears suitable for consumption. Helmut got consumabilitied and examined the beer mat as possible supper. consumabled adj. The state of being drunk and regarding the entire bar menu as a reasonable personal limit. consumahed adj. Drunk to a degree that the kitchen receives a native steward, though the supplies remain untouched. Kwaniqua grew consumahed and took charge of the kitchen, beginning with an inspection of the crisps. consumationed adj. The condition of a drinker who is steadily consuming the evening and depleting every available reserve. Aleina became consumationed and emptied the bowl of bar snacks.
consumer based adj. Softened by drink into a customer base of one, loyal to whichever stool is nearest. Banujan got consumer based and established a permanent relationship with the corner stool.
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