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consumer branded adj. Sharpened by drink into a walking advertisement for the cheapest lager available. Cynthi became consumer branded and praised the pub's own-label bitter repeatedly. consumer credited adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every purchase as tomorrow's problem with an approved spending limit. Arza got consumer credited and financed a second kebab against several future paydays. consumer gooded adj. Emboldened by drink to regard every purchasable object as a good worth acquiring immediately. Jiron got consumer gooded and bought a novelty bottle opener from the bar. consumer price indexed adj. Drunk and adjusting every round for inflation, household budgets and the cost of crisps. Shakeema got consumer price indexed and calculated the cider's value aloud. consumer researched adj. Drunk to the point where every pub purchase becomes a study of customer reaction. Mckelle got consumer researched and surveyed the snug about the new bitter. consumer resistanced adj. Drunk enough to reject every suggested purchase while accepting another drink without hesitation. Payzlee got consumer resistanced and refused the menu but ordered stout. consumer rightsed adj. Drunk past the point of allowing anyone to question your entitlement to the last packet of crisps. Avonda got consumer rightsed and demanded fair access to the pork scratchings. consumer societied adj. Drunk beyond restraint, acquiring drinks and bar snacks in ever-increasing quantities. Shantisha became consumer societied and encouraged the whole table to buy another round. consumer surplused adj. Of a drinker who has paid for a round and discovered, majestically, that crisps were included. Doyle was consumer surplused, having paid for lager and received the pub's entire remaining goodwill. consumer united adj. Describing a drinker who has become a single point of failure for the whole evening. Dzesika was consumer united, and every further purchase depended upon her finding her purse. consumerdomed adj. A drinker who has mistaken the pub for a complete civilisation, with himself at its centre. Vernadine became consumerdomed and addressed the bar staff as ministers of the realm. consumered (/kənˈsjuːməd/) adj. Reduced by drink to consuming the evening one snack, sip and unnecessary purchase at a time. Raiquan became consumered and bought a packet of mints from the bar. consumerismed (/kənˈsjumərɪzm̩d/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every label is examined for honesty before the next round is approved. consumeristed adj. The state of being drunk and campaigning for a better class of complimentary snack. Patra grew consumeristed and drafted a charter for fairer distribution of bar biscuits. consumerizationed adj. The condition of a drinker who has converted the evening into a retail experience, ending with toast. Rhali became consumerizationed and attempted to merchandise the last slice of pizza. consumershipped adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired the status of customer without retaining the means of payment. Cordelra attained consumershipped and offered the barman a solemn handshake instead of money.