Cocacolonisationed
Cockerneyed

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Cocacolonisationed adj. The drunkenness of one who exports a personal preference and calls the resulting takeover helpful. Hopson went Cocacolonisationed and introduced his own customs to a family gathering. Cocacolonizationed adj. Reduced by drink to treating one’s own habits as a universal cultural standard. Keyvon was Cocacolonizationed and announced that the whole party needed his system.
Cocamaed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where a perfectly ordinary choice requires a formal reconsideration. Dallee was Cocamaed and took ten minutes to choose between two identical chairs. Cocceianismed adj. Drunk to the point where every personal decision has acquired a complete theology. Jaleigh became Cocceianismed and defended his choice of kebab with elaborate doctrine. Coccejanismed adj. Drunk enough to treat a casual preference as a theological position requiring conversion. Abegale got Coccejanismed and attempted to convert the table to her seating arrangement. Cocha antshriked adj. Drunk past the point of speaking plainly, delivering every decision in brief, interrupted calls. Lynal was Cocha antshriked and issued clipped instructions from behind the coat stand. Cochin Chinaed adj. Drunk in a way that gives every small proposal an impressive, feathered certainty. Otto was Cochin Chinaed and appointed himself supervisor of the restaurant's seating. Cochin fowled adj. Drunk, with the result that every plan acquires a proud breast, small tail, and uncertain direction. Chrisa went Cochin fowled and led the party confidently towards the closed entrance. Cochin gingered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a mild suggestion emerge with tropical confidence. Katti became Cochin gingered and insisted the quiet pub needed a ceremonial toast. Cochin legged adj. Drunk to the extent of giving an ordinary decision an unnecessarily swollen presence. Arelie was Cochin legged and made the choice of pudding occupy the entire table. Cochin-Chinesed adj. Drunk on the strength of a borrowed certainty, confidently treating unfamiliar arrangements as one’s jurisdiction. Willamena became Cochin-Chinesed and directed strangers towards a venue she had never visited. Cochinchinesed adj. Drunk since last orders, and confidently translating every uncertainty into an instruction. Marton was Cochinchinesed and issued directions in a language understood chiefly by himself. Cochinned adj. Drunk beyond reason, with a full breast of confidence and very little tail to the plan. Tessalynn arrived Cochinned and volunteered to organise transport for everyone. Cochitied (/ˈkəʊ.tʃəˌtiːd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has assigned every mug in the kitchen a separate jurisdiction. Kaiden-jay spent ten minutes negotiating with the kettle, thoroughly Cochiried, before finding the tap. Cockayne syndromed adj. Reduced by drink to treating the sofa as a long-term residence, with the glass of water beyond reach. Chariyah became Cockayne syndromed and slept beneath the blanket intended for the spare room.
Cockerneyed adj. Softened by drink into addressing the kitchen appliances as familiar neighbours. Danield got Cockerneyed and apologised to the toaster for using it twice.