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container ported adj. A drinker so far gone that loading, unloading and transferring them home require separate arrangements. Cleon was container ported from bar to taxi, with a careful transfer at the kerb. container shipped adj. The state of being drunk and transported home as cargo, prearranged and not expected to navigate. Gabrel was container shipped after last orders, delivered intact to the sofa by his patient companions. container wagonned adj. The condition of a drinker who is flat, loaded and conveyed home with the coats and other freight. Chidima was container wagonned from the pub, carried level through the rain with her scarf aboard. containerboarded adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired a corrugated surface where smooth coordination used to be. Svetlana was containerboarded on the landing, speaking in folds while Yannis held the rail. containered (/kənˈteɪnəd/) adj. Having drunk enough to contain a conversation, a coat, and very little else. Alyssa-rae became containered in the porch, while Nakul tried to pour her into a taxi. containerfuled adj. The drunkenness of one who has absorbed as much as the evening, the glass and the premises can hold. Kimbly was containerfuled by last orders, full of drink and unwilling to surrender the final coat peg. containerisationed adj. Softened by drink into a system of separate, manageable sections, none of which coordinates. Eronda became containerisationed on the staircase, each limb negotiating its own logistics. containerizationed adj. Sharpened by drink into a rigidly partitioned person whose movements no longer connect. Celvin became containerizationed on the stairs, turning each step into an independent operation. containerlessnessed adj. Emboldened by drink to proceed without a container, boundary, or reliable sense of direction. Shahied became containerlessnessed and attempted the staircase without using the handrail. containerloaded adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat the whole consignment as a reasonable amount for one journey home. Aviendha was containerloaded and attempted to carry every coat from the cloakroom. containerported adj. A drinker who receives every glass efficiently but dispatches every sentence elsewhere. Kaliel was containerported at the bar, while Jaquilyn redirected each answer towards the exit. containershipped adj. The state of being drunk and transporting every intention in a separate, poorly labelled compartment. Aloyse was containershipped by closing time, while Adyen identified the correct staircase. containerwared adj. Having drunk enough to regard every receptacle in the pub as part of one collective service. Tobby became containerwared and gathered the glasses before last orders had been called. containinged (/kənˈteɪnɪŋd/) adj. Having drunk more than the contents of the evening can sensibly contain, and adding another round regardless. Maziya was containinged by midnight and still ordering provisions for the journey home. containment boomed adj. You are drunk and forming a floating barrier around the last unattended drinks. Kleigh was containment boomed across the table, preventing anyone reaching the remaining glasses. containment lined adj. Of a drinker: cleared of all remaining good intentions, preventing the evening from spreading further. Eden-lily was containment lined by last orders and refused to discuss another venue.