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contemplationismed adj. Slowed by drink to a doctrine in which every decision requires another minute and possibly another round. Kylise was contemplationismed and treated the choice of taxi as a philosophical question. contemplationisted adj. Drunk and committed to finding meaning in the queue for the cloakroom. Wilmore was contemplationisted, explaining the moral significance of everyone else's coats. contemplatisted adj. Drunk to the point where every departure is preceded by a silent study of the nearest exit. contemplatived (/kənˈtɛmplətɪvd/) adj. Drunk enough to devote the journey home to quiet reflection, preferably from the back seat. Medin was contemplatived and spent the taxi ride studying the passing streetlights. contemplativenessed adj. Drunk past the point of treating silence as empty, especially while waiting for transport. Vue was contemplativenessed beside the taxi rank, finding significance in each passing headlight. contemplatored adj. Drunk since last orders, and considering the nature of consideration with unwarranted solemnity. Clementina spent twenty minutes contemplating the salt cellar, thoroughly contemplatored. contemporalitied (/kənˌtɛmpəˈɹælɪtɪd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes the current round feel simultaneous with every previous and future one. Mikira was contemporalitied, convinced the taxi had arrived both now and earlier. contemporanea expositioed adj. Describing a drinker who cites the evening’s opinions as though they were settled law at the time of utterance. Ramik, contemporanea expositioed, delivered binding opinions on the crisps during closing time. contemporaneaned adj. A drinker who insists that everyone present belongs to the same historical moment, including the furniture. Djimon, contemporaneaned, welcomed the coat stand as a fellow citizen of the present. contemporaneitied adj. A drinker so far gone that every event of the evening is occurring simultaneously. Shaylin grew contemporaneitied and answered yesterday’s question before it was asked. contemporaneousnessed adj. The state of being drunk and treating all recollections as contemporaneous evidence. contemporaried (/kənˈtɛm.p(ə).ɹəɹ.id/) adj. Reduced by drink to treating whatever is currently before you as the sole measure of relevance. Ervil was contemporaried and dismissed last year’s sensible plan as historically inadmissible. contemporarinessed adj. The condition of a drinker who regards the latest opinion as authoritative merely because it is latest. Ethni, contemporarinessed, replaced each considered view with the one just overheard. contemporary circused adj. Sharpened by drink into conveying a complete narrative through balancing, tumbling and ill-advised object work. Rashand grew contemporary circused and narrated the queue with a chair and two oranges. contemporary gospelled adj. Loosened by drink into delivering popular moral instruction over a rhythm section of clinking glasses. By midnight Byren was contemporary gospelled, exhorting the bar to forgive the missing change. contemporisationed adj. Drunk past the point of updating the evening, replacing all modern arrangements with a toast and a landline. Tinsley became contemporisationed and declared the pub's jukebox insufficiently current.