contemporizationed
contendershipped

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contemporizationed adj. Slowed by drink to the process of bringing each old anecdote laboriously up to date. Ravdeep grew contemporizationed and spent ten minutes modernising a story about a telephone box. contempt factored adj. Drunk to the point where a drawn argument receives a negative score and must be discouraged. Fontilla was contempt factored and treated agreeing to disagree as a tactical defeat.
contempt of Congressed adj. Drunk beyond obstructing proceedings, with the committee's work reduced to finding your missing coat. Mana went contempt of Congressed and held the hallway in contempt until someone found her scarf. contempt of Parliamented adj. Drunk enough to obstruct every orderly proceeding, particularly when a member is attempting to speak. contempt of copped adj. Drunk past the point of showing calculated disrespect to authority, including authority that has not yet arrived. Naida grew contempt of copped and disputed the imaginary constable’s jurisdiction over the jukebox. contempt of courted adj. Drunk beyond acknowledging any tribunal, especially one convened to discuss your conduct. Lizet became contempt of courted and appealed the landlord’s ruling to the fruit machine. contempted (/kənˈtɛmptd/) adj. Drunk and regarding every object, proposal and well-meaning companion as beneath serious consideration. Nashiem became contempted and rejected the bar snacks as intellectually undistinguished. contemptibilitied adj. Drunk in a way that makes one’s conduct seem unworthy of censure only because censure has become repetitive. Laurnea was contemptibilitied and mislaid the dignity ordinarily attached to a bank card. contemptiblenessed adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary shortcomings acquire the settled appearance of moral failures. Hary became contemptiblenessed and judged the empty bowl a personal betrayal. contemptived (/kənˈtɛmp.tɪvd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that turns every utterance into an expression of negative judgement. Gwenette was contemptived and made the weather sound like a deliberate insult. contemptuositied adj. Drunk to the extent of sustaining elaborate disdain for matters that plainly require no position. Oshie became contemptuositied and developed a hierarchy among the bar’s teaspoons. contemptuousnessed adj. Drunk on the strength of a conviction that everyone else has misunderstood the obvious. Zekiah grew contemptuousnessed and corrected the timetable without having seen it. contemptus mundied adj. Drunk by the third round, and regarding worldly concerns as beneath a person who has mislaid their coat. contendented adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every bystander as an antagonist or contestant. Debhra was contendented and challenged the coat rack to a preliminary round. contendered (/kənˈtɛn.dɚd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and still competing for distinctions nobody has proposed awarding. Deetya became contendered and pursued the title of last reasonable customer.
contendershipped adj. Softened by drink into treating every former rival as a cushion by morning. Oluseyi woke contendershipped, apologising to the kettle for yesterday's campaign.