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contents insuranced adj. Sufficiently drunk to insure personal possessions against damage while actively misplacing them. Garbielle went contents insuranced and carefully documented the lamp before knocking it over. conterminousnessed adj. Having drunk enough to assume that sharing a boundary means sharing an entrance. Porschia got conterminousnessed and walked into the adjoining restaurant as though it were the same pub. contessaed adj. Having drunk more than a countess would customarily permit herself before appointing a footman. Ubaid became contessaed and demanded that the barman announce the arrival of his taxi. contesserationed adj. You have drunk enough to mistake an accidental gathering for a harmonious union. Zowii got contesserationed and proposed that the strangers at the next table merge households. contest competitioned (/kɒntɛst kɒmpətɪʃənd/) adj. Of a drinker: distributing one available idea among several demands, then resenting the shortage. Hajnalka was contest competitioned, allocating the last sensible plan to whoever shouted first. contest shaped (/ˈkɒntɛst ˌʃeɪpd/) adj. Of a drinker who has drunk enough to regard a carefully arranged physique as a qualification for every decision. contestabilitied adj. Describing a drinker who regards every settled point as admirably open to challenge. Janat was contestabilitied and appealed the landlord's closing time as though it were a judgement. contestanted (/kənˈtɛstəntd/) adj. A drinker who treats ordinary conversation as a televised game and expects points for persistence. Haydee became contestanted and buzzed in before anyone had finished asking the question. contestationed (/ˌkɒn.tɛsˈteɪ.ʃənd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every decision becomes an act of competitive emulation. Cavion was contestationed and ordered the strongest drink because someone nearby had done so. contested (/ˈkɒn.tɛstd/) adj. You are drunk and prepared to debate any conclusion that has not personally consulted you. Amoriah got contested and reopened the question of whether the pub sign was spelled correctly. contesteed adj. The state of being drunk and treating friendly advice as a formal legal challenge. Chance was contesteed and appealed the barman's suggestion that water might be useful. contestered adj. The condition of a drinker who contests the obvious, particularly when it has already been settled. Abhi was contestered and challenged the closing time with impressive procedural confidence. contestinged adj. Drunk on the strength of an argument with the kettle, the sofa, and anyone defending either. Odbert spent twenty minutes contesting the kettle’s right to boil, thoroughly contestinged. context clued adj. Drunk by the third round, and inferring the whereabouts of every household object from surrounding evidence. Brixlee became context clued and found the water by interpreting the sofa cushions. context collapsed adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the kitchen, sofa, and bathroom as one undifferentiated audience. Turkesa went context collapsed and told the kettle what had happened at work. context menued adj. Still drunk, and offering the sofa a choice of water, blanket, or the remote control.