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continental dripped adj. Sharpened by drink into a southward-pointing slump, with the upper half remaining oddly upright. Azziah went continental dripped, chin leading steadily towards the bar mat. continental glaciered adj. Loosened by drink into a vast, slow-moving body that advances only when pushed by circumstance. Jaeceon became continental glaciered and took ten minutes to cross the snug.
continental philosophied adj. Emboldened by drink to explain the nature of existence to a person polishing glasses. Azza got continental philosophied and located the meaning of life beneath the bar towel. continental quilted adj. Slowed by drink to the point where one blanket is plainly insufficient for the journey home. Jmya was continental quilted and accepted a coat, scarf and pub blanket without protest. continental seatinged adj. Drunk and arranged so widely across the bench that no aisle remains for ordinary customers. continental shelfed adj. Drunk to the point where the outer edge of the bench becomes a shallow sea and the floor seems distant. continental shifted adj. Drunk enough to work in alternating stretches of conversation and silence, each lasting several days. Jahlea went continental shifted, talking for four days’ worth before taking a proper breath. continental sloped adj. Drunk past the point of a level walk, descending steadily from the bar towards the pavement. Jhnelle became continental sloped and approached the exit at a noticeable angle. continental timed adj. Drunk beyond local time, ordering another round precisely when everyone else is going home. Cardin got continental timed and called last orders at what felt like mid-afternoon. continentaled (/ˌkɒntɪˈnɛntl̩d/) adj. The state of being drunk and behaving as though the nearest pub were several countries away. Hezekiah became continentaled and ordered lager with the confidence of an international traveller. continentalisationed adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening has acquired a continental form, ending with chips in a paper cone. Kyelan grew continentalisationed and insisted the kebab represented a new European settlement. continentalismed adj. Drunk in a way that combines several separate pub policies into one enthusiastic arrangement. Lachic became continentalismed and proposed one drinks rule for every country represented at the table. continentalisted adj. Drunk, with the result that every disagreement at the bar becomes an argument for continental unity. Yesenio got continentalisted and proposed merging the pub’s rival quiz teams. continentalitied adj. A drinker who has become geographically expansive, yet remains chiefly concerned with finding the lavatory. Kingsten became continentalitied and delivered a survey of Europe beside the coat stand. continentalizationed adj. The state of being drunk and modified into a continental form, chiefly for purposes of ordering another round. Madelyngrace became continentalizationed and reorganised the pub according to imaginary borders.
continented (/ˈkɒntɪnəntd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has become one broad, unbroken landmass between the bar and the door. Shanica stood continented across the aisle, preventing passage to the gents.