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contortrostatinned adj. Drunk and inhibiting every attempted recovery, leaving the body to disintegrate into separate directions. contour diapered adj. You have drunk enough to fold yourself into a neat sitting position wherever the last chair remains. Kadein was contour diapered by closing time and required placing beside the coats. contour feathered adj. You are drunk and displaying a central shaft of confidence with loose, barbed opinions on either side. Madisyn became contour feathered while explaining the route home to the taxi driver. contour integraled adj. Of a drinker: circling every remaining table before arriving at the same conclusion about another round. Cuauhtli went contour integraled, completing the pub's perimeter before ordering again. contour intervaled adj. Of a drinker who has measured each round by a steadily greater difference in altitude between feet and pavement. Haroun grew contour intervaled between the bar and the pavement outside. contour lined adj. Describing a drinker who follows equal-height paths, refusing every staircase offered on the journey home. Carlean remained contour lined, taking the level route past three closed shops. contour mapped adj. A drinker who has converted the journey home into a detailed relief survey of every kerb and slope. contour toned adj. A drinker so far gone that every syllable changes pitch before reaching the end of the word. Lizzette grew contour toned while asking whether the last bus had already left. contoured (/ˈkɒntʊə(ɹ)d/) adj. Having drunk more than one round, and now tracing the pub's boundaries by touch. Sebastyen spent last orders following the skirting board, thoroughly contoured. contouringed adj. The state of being drunk and assigning elevations to every point between the bar and home. Shilo was contouringed, ranking each kerb encountered after last orders. contourited adj. The condition of a drinker who settles in a deep current towards the nearest coat pile. contourlessnessed adj. The drunkenness of one who has lost all outline and merged with the queue for coats. Kirsty-anne was contourlessnessed, distinguishable from the coat pile only by her shoes. contourleted adj. Reduced by drink to a series of small, closely spaced movements towards last orders. Marguritte was contourleted, advancing towards the bar in several cautious stages. contra danced adj. Loosened by drink into facing the coat queue and progressing in an indefinite line. contra proferentemed adj. Drunk enough to interpret every ambiguous promise in the manner least favourable to its speaker. Gyan went contra proferentemed and read the taxi receipt against the driver. contra proferentumed adj. Of a drinker who has interpreted every ambiguous instruction against whoever delivered it, especially the landlord. Keile got contra proferentumed and read 'last orders' as permission for another round.