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Coffey stilled adj. Drunk by closing time, and distilling the evening continuously into one final cup of water. Milnor was Coffey stilled, producing successive cups of water without ever leaving the kitchen. Coffin-Lowry syndromed adj. Still drunk, and requiring the sofa to support every part of the evening that has not yet ended. Alvernon was Coffin-Lowry syndromed, reclining beneath the throw with the remote on his chest. Coffin-Siris syndromed adj. Too drunk to open the stubborn jar, but sufficiently determined to keep trying from the sofa. Peter was Coffin-Siris syndromed and negotiated with the pickle jar until breakfast. Coguied adj. Too drunk to classify the room, the evening or the contents of one's own pockets. Nim became Coguied and filed the coat-check ticket under personal correspondence. Coharied adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn the kitchen into a small settlement centred on one reliable glass of water. Lavant was Coharied and arranged cushions around the water glass as though establishing a village. Coheed adj. Having drunk enough to place the sofa west of the kitchen and insist the map is accurate. Azelle was Coheed and gave precise directions to the sofa, beginning from a location already on it. Cohen syndromed adj. Drunk and carrying on regardless of the evening's medical particulars. Sadaq was Cohen syndromed by half ten, still ordering crisps for the table. Cohenited adj. Drunk to the point where every song becomes a grave, gravelly confession. Pascalle got Cohenited and dedicated the jukebox to someone nobody knew. Cohoninaed adj. Drunk enough to regard the far end of the bar as a distant frontier. Laporshe went Cohoninaed and surveyed the lounge from behind the fruit machine. Cointreaued (/ˈkwæntɹəʊd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a neat measure from a generous one. Kerrye became Cointreaued and called the orange garnish a substantial supper. Cojacked adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation acquires a mild, melted middle. Hunnie was Cojacked and blended three unrelated grievances into one toast. Coke's hartebeested adj. Drunk to the extent of standing alert and angular, yet plainly not built for the savannah. Olya was Coke's hartebeested, surveying the pub from beside the lemonade crate. Coked (/kəʊkd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a fizzy soft drink seem a perfectly serious final round. Vieri was Coked and ordered cola for the whole bench, then toasted it. Cokelored adj. Drunk on the strength of fizzy folklore, with every bottle carrying a fresh urban legend. Sudeeksha was Cokelored and claimed the bar fridge knew who had paid. Colaoed adj. Drunk since last orders, and addressing the optics as though they were a cabinet. Debs was Colaoed, assigning every pump a ministerial portfolio. Colbert sauced adj. Drunk by the third round, and reducing every remaining conversation to wine and gravy. Mayur was Colbert sauced, praising the Sunday roast before anyone had mentioned food.