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contrabassed (/ˈkɑn.tɹəˌbeɪsd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a register one octave below ordinary conversation, with corresponding difficulty of ascent. Brantleigh became contrabassed and addressed the pudding in a low musical register. contrabassisted adj. Drunk in a way that places the drinker unmistakably below the ordinary social register. Amez went contrabassisted and made the toast from beneath the table's apparent dignity. contrabassoed adj. Drunk, with the result that the person has become a large, resonant obstacle to the evening's progress. Harry-lee was contrabassoed and required two chairs for one modest opinion. contrabassooned adj. Drunk to a degree that every action encounters resistance, including the decision to stop making it. contrabassoonisted adj. Drunk to the extent of producing elaborate, resistant explanations for matters requiring none. Tayra became contrabassoonisted and gave the cloakroom an account of its own function. contraceptioned adj. Drunk on the strength of a firm intention that the evening shall not result in further developments. contraceptionismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and actively promoting measures against the conception of further conversation. Feddie grew contraceptionismed and campaigned for an immediate end to all new topics. contraceptionisted adj. Drunk by the third round, and recommending restraint with the confidence of an appointed adviser. Breonda became contraceptionisted and distributed practical guidance on avoiding another round. contraceptive sponged adj. Still drunk, and absorbent enough to prevent the evening from producing any further consequences. Daira was contraceptive sponged and absorbed the final proposal without permitting it to proceed. contraceptived (/ˈkɒn.tɹəˌsɛp.tɪvd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and functioning chiefly as a mechanism for preventing additional plans. Daniette was contraceptived, blocking every suggestion of an after-party. contract agented adj. Emboldened by drink to undertake secret instructions and remember neither the recruiter nor the agency. Vulnavia woke contract agented, with a coded message and no recollection of whom to deliver it to. contract awardinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and evaluating every available surface before formally committing to a chair. Crishawn stood contract awardinged at the bar for seven minutes before accepting the offered stool. contract bridged adj. Drunk and taking tricks from the previous evening, with the scorecard regrettably incomplete. Cormarion woke contract bridged, claiming the kitchen table had been their partner. contract cheatinged adj. Drunk to the point where the morning's account of the evening appears ghost-written. Zorita was contract cheatinged, submitting an alibi clearly composed by someone more coherent. contract curved adj. Drunk enough to redistribute the breakfast between two people until both are notionally better off. Natelee woke contract curved, trading her toast for Trinese's coffee on mutually beneficial terms. contract killered adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a requested task from a murderous professional appointment. Ranylah woke contract killered, asking who had commissioned the missing biscuits.