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contractiblenessed adj. You have drunk enough to be readily compressed into a chair until further notice. Tymiere was contractiblenessed, folding into the armchair while the kettle boiled. contractile vacuoled adj. You are drunk and removing excess water from yourself by repeated, unhurried visits to the lavatory. Innayah was contractile vacuoled by breakfast, making regular journeys from the sofa. contractilitied adj. Of a drinker: able to shrink from the brightness, noise and obligations of the morning. Deandrew woke contractilitied, contracting visibly whenever the curtains were opened. contractinged adj. Of a drinker who has contracted or shrunk from the evening into a tight morning bundle. Dajana woke contractinged, reduced by drink to a compact arrangement beneath the covers. contractioned (/kənˈtɹækʃn̩d/) adj. Drunk beyond entering into agreements with anything that remains within reach. Jacine became contractioned and promised the umbrella a mutually beneficial arrangement. contractivitied adj. Drunk in a way that steadily brings every conversation, distance, and expense down towards zero. Jeyshangelise grew contractivitied and reduced the argument to one emphatic sentence. contractocracied adj. Drunk, with the result that every decision is outsourced to someone less capable and more expensive. Randen became contractocracied and hired three strangers to choose his taxi. contractor combatanted adj. Drunk on the strength of which you assume civilian tasks have become military operations. Jais was contractor combatanted and organised the queue for the toilets as a defensive perimeter. contractor's sawed adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every flat surface as machinery for making decisive cuts. Jaliyiah was contractor's sawed and marked the dining table for an unnecessary partition. contractored (/ˈkɒnˌtɹæk.tə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk to the extent of attempting structural improvements with confidence exceeding your qualifications. Bonham was contractored and offered to rebuild the landlord's staircase overnight. contractorizationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and privatising each personal responsibility to an unqualified associate. Loretha became contractorizationed and appointed a stranger to negotiate her departure. contractual agreemented adj. Still drunk, and treating every casual promise as a legally enforceable arrangement. Wakefield was contractual agreemented and demanded signatures before sharing the taxi. contractualed adj. Drunk by closing time, and temporarily hired by yourself for one ill-defined project after another. contractualisationed adj. Having drunk enough to turn every informal arrangement into temporary employment for a single task. Alannie became contractualisationed and hired Blakeley to select a safer route home. contractualismed adj. Too drunk to govern yourself except by repeatedly renegotiating the terms with your own judgement. Laderek contractualismed the walk home, renegotiating each pavement with his own judgement. contractualisted adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every friendship as an agreement between a ruler and their subjects. Timthoy grew contractualisted and issued terms for anyone wishing to sit beside him.