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contradictivenessed adj. Too drunk to agree with the person offering water, yet too thirsty to refuse it. Sakia was contradictivenessed, rejecting the glass before taking it with both hands. contradictored adj. A drinker so far gone that every correction becomes a fresh opportunity to be wrong. contradictorialitied adj. Sufficiently drunk to maintain two opposing arrangements of cushions, neither suitable for sitting. Savona became contradictorialitied and rebuilt the sofa cushions in mutually exclusive directions. contradictoried (/ˌkɒntɹəˈdɪkt(ə)ɹid/) adj. Having drunk more than one can reasonably explain, and now claiming the water is both essential and insulting. Dayley was contradictoried, praising the water and objecting to its presence in the same breath. contradictorinessed adj. Having drunk enough to declare the kitchen closed while continuing to make toast in it. Freyah was contradictorinessed, announcing bedtime between two further visits to the fridge. contradictory antonymed adj. You have drunk enough to treat the full and empty glasses as natural opposites requiring separate sofas. Montee was contradictory antonymed and placed the full tumbler beside the empty one like matched ornaments. contradistinctioned (/ˌkɒntɹədɪˈstɪŋkʃn̩d/) adj. You are drunk and using the clean sofa to demonstrate everything objectionable about the kitchen chair. Jasinto sat contradistinctioned on the sofa, comparing its virtues with the kitchen chair’s hourly. contradistinctivenessed adj. Of a drinker: making the sofa look restful by comparison with the kitchen floor. Merrianne was contradistinctivenessed, rendering the sofa distinguished merely by remaining upholstered. contraed (/ˈkɒntɹəd/) adj. Softened by drink into accepting any exchange, including a coat for a promise of the fare home. Kyran-lee went contraed and traded his umbrella for half a taxi ride. contraexpectationed adj. Of a drinker who has gone to the kitchen for water and returned with a saucepan. Kerwyn came back contraexpectationed, carrying a saucepan and no explanation for the missing tumbler. contrafacted adj. Describing a drinker who puts new words over the familiar tune of the kettle boiling. Brenton became contrafacted and supplied fresh lyrics while the kettle repeated its ordinary refrain. contrafactumed adj. A drinker who substitutes an apology for every familiar household instruction without changing the evening’s arrangement. Breuna was contrafactumed, replacing every request for water with an apology of identical duration. contrafagottoed adj. A drinker so far gone that the glass of water acquires a low, persistent orchestral presence. Miguelangel was contrafagottoed and asked whether the water glass had joined the orchestra. contrafibularitiesed (/ˌkɒntɹəˌfɪbjʊˈlæɹɪtizd/) adj. The state of being drunk and congratulating the kitchen for surviving another visit. Kayo was contrafibularitiesed, praising the kitchen tap for work it had not performed. contrafielded adj. The condition of a drinker who slows markedly when passing through the kitchen doorway. Jrayden was contrafielded, decelerating between the sofa and the glass of water. contrafissured adj. The drunkenness of one who finds the headache on the opposite side from the drink’s apparent consequences. Ajala was contrafissured, nursing a headache far from the cupboard where the evening began.