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contraindicatored adj. Drunk by closing time, and constituting a medical reason against every further course of action. Kaolin was contraindicatored, particularly where stairs and sensible advice were concerned. contraktniked adj. The condition of a drinker who has signed up for the night and regards sobriety as conscription. Eirin went contraktniked and accepted every round as a professional obligation. contralateraled (/ˌkɑntɹəˈlætəɹəld/) adj. The drunkenness of one who addresses opposite sides of the room as though they were separate audiences. Kaydence got contralateraled and raised a glass to both sides of the snug independently. contralateralitied adj. Reduced by drink to alternating between opposite sides of the room without choosing either. Natsuko became contralateralitied, crossing between the two ends of the bar for no stated reason. contraltoed (/kɒnˈtɹæltəʊd/) adj. Softened by drink into a low, warm voice that makes ordering another round sound almost musical. Brecklin got contraltoed and sang the crisps order in a remarkably settled register. contramoduled adj. Sharpened by drink into a separate little system of rules, all applied to the pub quiz. Athenia went contramoduled and invented a fresh category for every answer she missed. contransfectioned adj. The drunkenness of one who has been altered by two companions, neither of whom accepts responsibility. Treshia became contransfectioned after Aleiyah and the pianist separately advised her on the route home. contransportered adj. Drunk, with the result that one companion's suggestion forces another, quite unrelated, course of action. Angeliana grew contransportered and used Georga's invitation to justify leaving with a stranger's umbrella. contrantiscioned adj. Loosened by drink into the exact opposite corner of the evening from where you intended to stand. Zaray became contrantiscioned and spent the rest of the night facing the wrong way in every discussion. contranymed (/ˈkɒn.tɹə.nɪmd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to use the same word for buying another round and refusing to pay for it. Nixxon got contranymed and called his refusal to pay an invitation to continue drinking. contranymied adj. Still drunk, and using each word to mean its opposite, particularly when describing the morning. Sateria was contranymied, calling the coffee excellent while pushing it away untouched. contraoctaved adj. Drunk in a way that places every farewell an octave below the last. Nellean grew contraoctaved, bidding the same low farewell at each street corner. contrapaired adj. Drunk and pairing every object in the pub with its opposite or mirror-image. Selah got contrapaired and matched each salt cellar with the nearest pepper pot. contraparallelogramed adj. Drunk to the point where your route between bar, toilet, and table forms a badly behaved quadrilateral. Schylar went contraparallelogramed, crossing the pub in four unequal sides before finding the loo. contrapassoed adj. Drunk enough to receive, for every pub sin, a punishment of precisely the same character. Yakov got contrapassoed and was made to hear his own toast repeated by every person he had interrupted. contraponended adj. Drunk past the point of recognising which original proposition started the argument about closing time. Jamesena became contraponended and could no longer identify the claim beneath the rebuttals.