contrapositioned
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contrapositioned adj. Drunk beyond the point where proving the opposite of a statement seems a sound way to order another pint. Evelynn went contrapositioned and argued that not leaving proved the pub remained open. contrapositived adj. Drunk in a way that makes every implication easier to understand backwards than forwards. Cashon got contrapositived and explained the football result entirely through its reversed consequences.
contrapositivitied adj. Drunk, with the result that every ordinary statement is more persuasive when turned inside out. Railyn became contrapositivitied and answered every question by denying its unstated converse. contrappostoed (/kɒntɹəˈpɒstəʊd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the head facing one way and the hips negotiating another. Jayaun got contrappostoed beside the jukebox, shoulders squared while the rest of him drifted sideways. contraproposaled adj. Drunk to the extent of answering every last order with a counteroffer involving chips. Kawariki went contraproposaled and met the landlord’s closing announcement with a detailed bid for chips. contrapsinned adj. The state of being drunk and circulating in rodent serum, though nobody can say why. Dezden spent supper contrapsinned, explaining the serum to the gravy boat. contraptioned (/kənˈtɹæp.ʃənd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has become complicated and precarious, like a machine assembled without instructions. Jeromiah grew contraptioned and required two friends to operate the cloakroom door. contrapunctused adj. The drunkenness of one who conducts several independent lines of thought, none of which reaches the same cadence. Thedora became contrapunctused and gave the waiter a fugue instead of an order. contrapuntalismed adj. Reduced by drink to several simultaneous opinions, carefully arranged and mutually unhelpful. Josyane grew contrapuntalismed, opposing herself in a quite accomplished sequence. contrapuntismed adj. Softened by drink into a counterpoint of gentle interruptions, each arriving before the previous one has finished. contrapuntisted adj. Sharpened by drink into a person capable of finding a second line in every conversation. Haji went contrapuntisted and supplied counter-melodies to the landlord’s complaint. contrapuntoed adj. Loosened by drink into a conversation of separate strands, none of them attached to the question asked. contrarationalitied adj. Emboldened by drink to reject a perfectly sound conclusion in favour of one reached backwards. contraremonstranted adj. Slowed by drink to answering every objection only after the meeting has adjourned. Ching became contraremonstranted, producing his finest rebuttal beside the coat stand. contrarevolutionaried adj. Drunk and restoring yesterday’s arrangements, beginning with the furniture moved for dancing. Haelyn went contrarevolutionaried and returned every chair to its former position.
contrarianed (/kənˈtɹɛɹi.ənd/) adj. Drunk to the point where agreement becomes an act of personal betrayal. Genesi was contrarianed and objected when everyone agreed the taxi was sensible.