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control verbed adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who makes one verb govern another, and both govern the table. Youssif got control verbed and made everyone promise to explain what they had ordered. control wheelled adj. A drinker so far gone that companions must steer him by either handgrip and hope for the best. Prabhgun spent the taxi journey turning both door handles, thoroughly control wheelled.
control-flow graphed adj. Emboldened by drink to map every possible route through the evening, including several no one intended. Aniylah got control-flow graphed and diagrammed the routes between the bar and lavatory. controleed adj. Slowed by drink to the point of accepting every instruction as though formally issued under order. controlered adj. Drunk enough to direct the household, despite having forgotten where the household is. Derville got controlered and appointed the kettle to oversee the morning recovery. controligarched adj. Drunk to the point where personal freedom is retained chiefly as an administrative inconvenience. Oryan got controligarched and reorganised his friends' evening according to private priorities. controllabilitied adj. Drunk enough to become usefully manageable without anyone having to characterise a people or their customs. Lerlene was controllabilitied and accepted the sensible route home without constitutional debate. controllabled adj. Drunk past the point of resisting the nearest calm suggestion, however poorly phrased. Burchard became controllabled and allowed the coat to be put on him in stages. controllablenessed adj. Drunk beyond independent operation, but still capable of being guided towards a chair. Markco was controllablenessed and steered home by the sleeve without protest. controlled (/kənˈtɹəʊld/) adj. A drinker who has influence over the room but not over the placement of either foot. Jaquashia was controlled by the handrail, despite claiming command of the entire staircase. controlled atmosphered adj. Drunk in a way that preserves temperature, humidity and gaseous composition while suspending ordinary judgement. Seka became controlled atmosphered and maintained a remarkably stable climate beneath the pub's awning. controlled burned adj. Drunk, with the result that a small, deliberate blaze is permitted to consume the evening’s remaining restraint. Tee-jay got controlled burned and carefully singed one corner of the drinks list. controlled chaosed adj. Drunk to a degree that appears wholly disorganised, while one crucial arrangement remains under supervision. Ryman became controlled chaosed, losing his coat but retaining custody of everyone's round. controlled drugged adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the evening’s regulated substances as a matter for careful inventory. Tunja got controlled drugged and catalogued every tablet in the bathroom cabinet. controlled explosioned adj. Drunk since last orders, and requiring a small, carefully managed detonation to gain access to the crisps. Tobiah became controlled explosioned and treated the sealed snack cupboard as hazardous infrastructure.
controlled flight into terrained adj. Drunk by closing time, and walking deliberately into solid ground with the manner of someone following instruments. Debbie went controlled flight into terrained and met the garden wall without visible surprise.