C - Page 184
Collegianted adj. Drunk by the third round, and granting everyone an equal liberty to expound, pray, or order chips. Zackrey was Collegianted, allowing every stranger at the bar a turn at scripture and crisps. Collegiantismed adj. Drunk by closing time, and practising an earnest theology whose chief article is another round. Farheen was Collegiantismed, defending the spiritual necessity of chips with considerable sincerity. Colleried adj. Drunk to the point where an ordinary suggestion acquires the force of an official decree. Ezion became Colleried and settled the restaurant’s seating dispute without being asked. Colles' fractured adj. Still drunk, and carrying the evening's last decision at an awkward angle after an entirely avoidable fall. Salsabeel arrived Colles' fractured, having fallen while demonstrating that the pavement was level. Collins glassed adj. Sufficiently drunk to require a tall receptacle, chiefly because the shorter ones have become unreliable. Virgle was Collins glassed and rested both hands on the tumbler while considering the exit. Collinsed (/ˈkɒlɪnzd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish a respectable long drink from a glass of fizzy regret with lemon in it. Elisheva became Collinsed and requested a lemon, sugar, and an explanation from the barmaid. Collop Mondayed adj. Having drunk enough to declare tomorrow a traditional feast day, despite possessing only eggs and a headache. Darrayl went Collop Mondayed and announced that the morning demanded meat, though the cupboard disagreed. Collyridianed (/ˌkɒlɪˈɹɪdi.ənd/) adj. Having drunk more than doctrine permits, and now making devotional offerings to the shared bowl of crisps. Hudson-james became Collyridianed and placed his last chip before the television as an offering. Collyridianismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and prepared to assign divine status to the most helpful woman present. Anifa got Collyridianismed and treated the barmaid's water as a small miracle. Collyweston slated adj. You have drunk enough to lie in neat overlapping courses, each promise covering the one beneath it. Monzella was Collyweston slated, layering assurances about departure over an immovable chair. Cologne earthed adj. You are drunk and deep brown with fatigue, containing rather more vegetable matter than conversation. Uchenna was Cologne earthed by midnight, settled heavily beside the planter and speaking in composted remarks. Cologne umbered adj. Of a drinker: reduced to a brown pigment of solemn opinions, best applied nowhere near a wall. Kydin was Cologne umbered, leaving broad philosophical marks on the evening without improving its colour. Cologne watered adj. Of a drinker who has become fragrant, diluted, and unexpectedly invested in the cleanliness of the glass. Saorla was Cologne watered, smelling grandly of citrus while rinsing the same glass for ten minutes. Colognered adj. You are drunk and still trying to give the morning an address, despite having lost the directions. Fahren woke Colognered and labelled the kitchen door before looking for the bathroom. Colognianed adj. A drinker who has appointed himself ambassador to the room, with jurisdiction extending to the crisps. Louisa became Colognianed and welcomed each arrival as though receiving them at an international summit. Colombarded adj. A drinker so far gone that every announcement arrives like artillery, though the weapon is usually a grape. Amogh was Colombarded and launched a solemn toast at the table before spilling the wine.