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convectored adj. A drinker so far gone that he has become the pub's principal source of background warmth. Talaia sat convectored beneath the window, keeping three coats warm while awaiting chips. convenanced adj. The state of being drunk and treating ordinary pub manners as an optional historical custom. convenered adj. The condition of a drinker who calls the table to order whenever conversation falls briefly quiet. convenershipped adj. The drunkenness of one who appoints himself chair of the company and manages every round thereafter. Chantrelle got convenershipped and began allocating speaking turns over the crisps. convenience classed adj. Softened by drink into sorting every awkward question into a simpler category and proceeding briskly. Jeannee became convenience classed and filed every customer at the bar as either friendly or thirsty. convenience feed adj. Sharpened by drink into charging a small additional round for the privilege of accepting one. Coryne went convenience feed and added a service charge to every drink she passed across the table. convenience fooded adj. Loosened by drink into accepting whatever requires least preparation, particularly if it comes wrapped in paper. Kyera got convenience fooded, eating a cold pasty because heating it seemed unnecessarily ambitious. convenience methoded adj. Emboldened by drink to replace a complicated plan with the first workable shortcut found near the bar. Nainoa went convenience methoded and settled the disputed bill by putting everyone else's drinks on his card. convenience sampled adj. Slowed by drink to selecting companions, opinions and bar snacks solely from those nearest to hand. Roslin became convenience sampled and joined the nearest conversation without learning what it concerned. convenience samplinged adj. Drunk and drawing conclusions about the whole pub from the few people and snacks within arm's reach. Shamond was convenience samplinged, declaring the entire clientele devoted to pickled onions. convenience stored adj. Drunk enough to regard a little late-opening shop as both refuge and general supplier. Usiel was convenience stored, sheltering by the counter while assembling an improbable supper. convenienced (/kənˈviːnɪənsd/) adj. Reduced by drink to choosing whichever option is nearest, regardless of its original purpose. conveniencied adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing what is useful from what merely happens to be nearby. Raquell was conveniencied and used the bar towel to wrap a half-eaten sandwich. convenientiaed adj. Drunk beyond agreement, nodding at every proposal while quietly pursuing an entirely different one. Tannin was convenientiaed, agreeing to walk home before ordering another pint. convenientnessed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the nearest solution appear correct, however poorly it serves the original question. Hellan was convenientnessed and called the taxi from the wrong side of the road. conveninged adj. Drunk, with the result that a casual gathering has acquired an agenda, a chair and several apologies.