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convertored adj. Of a drinker who has changed from one conversational mode to another, usually at the bar. Fayeth became convertored at last orders and began explaining the route home to strangers. convex combinationed adj. Slowed by drink to combine several possible journeys home into one indecisive average. Aneres was convex combinationed, balancing bus, taxi and walking with no choice emerging. convex enveloped adj. Drunk and enclosing every nearby coat, chair and abandoned glass within a single broad personal boundary. convex functioned adj. Drunk to the point where every route between pub and home takes longer than either endpoint suggests. Ericanicole was convex functioned, making each short walk seem longer than the alternatives. convex hulled adj. Drunk enough to gather the whole group into one slow, outward-bound formation. Leizel was convex hulled, collecting stragglers from the bar before attempting the journey home. convex lensed adj. Drunk past the point of seeing the exit clearly, though every light now appears to lead there. convex setted adj. Drunk beyond arranging every member of the party into a group that must leave together. Zebbie was convex setted, refusing to let anyone depart without the whole collection. convexed (/ˈkɒn.vɛksd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to occupy the middle of every route, queue and conversation. Racheal grew convexed after the third round and blocked the narrowest part of the pavement. convexednessed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the body broaden into every available seat, doorway and coat pile. convexifiabilitied adj. Drunk, with the result that any awkward gathering can be made into a single outward-moving shape. Jasmeet was convexifiabilitied and reorganised the queue into a shape that reached the taxis. convexifiabled adj. Drunk to a degree that the scattered remains of the evening can still be gathered into one journey home. Lyniah was convexifiabled, drawing coats, phones and companions towards the same taxi. convexificationed adj. Drunk to the extent of converting a scattered evening into a single, slowly departing mass. Dianamarie was convexificationed and brought every lingering guest towards the station. convexioned adj. Drunk and conveying each household object by a route too elaborate to be useful. Terrez was convexioned, transporting a blanket through the kitchen before returning to the sofa. convexitied adj. Drunk on the strength of a broad confidence that the nearest route home includes another round. Mhairi was convexitied and announced that the taxi rank was merely another bar. convexnessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and inclined to expand into the coat rack, doorway or nearest conversation. Lazandra was convexnessed beside the cloakroom, wearing two coats and blocking the exit. conveyabilitied adj. Drunk by the third round, and still apparently capable of being conveyed towards a taxi. Kierah was conveyabilitied by the third round, carried gently from the bar towards a waiting cab.