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convoy coated adj. The drunkenness of one who requires a small procession to get home, preferably in something warm and bulky. Yuvansh went convoy coated, with Artiom and two neighbours escorting him beneath borrowed coats. convoyed (/ˈkɒn.vɔɪd/) adj. The state of being drunk and travelling home in company, with every morning-after object providing protection. Angellynn woke convoyed, escorted from bed to kettle by a formation of cushions and slippers. convulsanted adj. Drunk to the extent of making every decision with the sudden force of an involuntary muscular contraction. Maxfield went convulsanted and attempted to settle the bill by headbutting the card machine. convulsionaried adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating each ill-advised gesture as a matter of principle. Ezora went convulsionaried and attempted to lead the queue in a ceremonial march. convulsioned (/kənˈvʌlʃənd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a sudden certainty, followed by equally sudden and involuntary movements. Raidon became convulsioned and tried to rearrange the pub furniture between courses. convulsionismed adj. Drunk by the third round, and finding spiritual significance in every involuntary movement. Sabrine became convulsionismed and declared the bar bell a sign from above. convulsionisted adj. Drunk by closing time, and liable to mistake an involuntary spasm for a deliberate gesture. Lilliyan went convulsionisted and waved goodbye to a coat on the way out. convulsivenessed adj. Still drunk, and carrying every confident decision through a series of abrupt, involuntary movements. Aalaysia arrived convulsivenessed and chose the narrowest route through the crowded dining room. convulxinned adj. Too drunk to recognise that the venomous-looking confidence has already reached the nervous system. Ahriana went convulxinned and assured everyone she could safely ride the ornamental camel. conwomanned adj. Sufficiently drunk to sell yourself a poor bargain, then congratulate yourself on making it. Nunzie went conwomanned and swapped her umbrella for a stranger's unfinished lager. conworlded (/ˈkɒnwɜːldd/) adj. Having drunk enough to inhabit an imaginary world whose cultures, languages and geography all support your decision. Terranc became conworlded and gave the taxi driver detailed directions through an invented capital. conworldered adj. Having drunk more than the evening can contain, and now designing an imaginary society to justify leaving. conworldinged adj. You have drunk enough to construct an entire culture around the decision nobody else approved. Charol became conworldinged and invented three languages to defend choosing the night bus. cony wooled adj. A drinker who has become soft, warm and excessively certain that a fur coat is formal wear. Efstathios arrived cony wooled and defended the borrowed coat as evening dress. cony-catchered adj. A drinker so far gone that every flattering suggestion is accepted as a sound bargain. Emalei went cony-catchered and paid the full fare for a taxi that had not arrived. cony-catchinged adj. The drunkenness of one who has made deception seem sensible, provided it leads to chips. Yumalay became cony-catchinged and claimed the queue was merely an elaborate shortcut.