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coojonged (/ˈkuːd͡ʒɒŋd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a hardy shrub, rooted beside the bar and refusing to leave. cook booked adj. Drunk in a way that turns a collection of recipes into an authoritative answer to every question. Tamaye got cook booked and quoted recipes while choosing a whisky. cook carred adj. Reduced by drink to a horse-drawn catering wagon, dispensing food whenever the threshing floor requires it. Destiny-marie got cook carred and offered sausage rolls to everyone near the bar. cook outed adj. You have drunk enough to require an outdoor meal, preferably involving several acquaintances. Destani got cook outed and began inviting neighbours towards the garden. cook potted adj. Of a drinker: contained, heated, and no longer expected to travel far. Bridgie sat cook potted beside the radiator, accepting soup from strangers. cook tented adj. Reduced by drink to a temporary shelter with provisions, guy ropes, and limited conversation. Siannah became cook tented and offered everyone stew from an imaginary camp. cook's knifed adj. Softened by drink into a chef's blade, keen enough for onions but not for finding the door. Mylissa got cook's knifed and sliced the bread with professional confidence. cook-chilled adj. Having drunk enough to become warm, abruptly still, and ready for reheating whenever addressed. Keyasia went cook-chilled on the sofa, warm from the evening and motionless beside her water. cook-chillinged adj. Loosened by drink into a person repeatedly cooked, cooled, and presented as though this were efficient. Aneek got cook-chillinged and kept returning to the same seat at intervals. cook-housed adj. Drunk in a way that establishes the kitchen as an independent administrative district. Yahzarah became cook-housed and issued visitors permits to approach the fridge. cook-offed adj. Emboldened by drink to challenge the entire bar to a cooking contest using only crisps. Jauwana got cook-offed and challenged the landlord to a contest involving toast. cook-tented adj. Softened by drink into a temporary shelter, complete with provisions and a slight draught. cook-up riced adj. Drunk to the point where a Guyanese rice dish appears a perfectly sensible pub supper. Ladarien got cook-up riced and requested meat, peas, and rice from the barmaid. cook-upped adj. Drunk and arranging a large cooking gathering, despite possessing neither ingredients nor a kitchen. Athos got cook-upped and invited the darts team round for a banquet. cookabilitied adj. Drunk enough to assess everything in the kitchen for its suitability to be cooked. Abdurrahmaan got cookabilitied and inspected the beer mats for culinary potential. cookabled (/ˈkʊkəbəld/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing between food and anything else that might be put in a pan. Jamaire got cookabled and asked whether the bar towel was ready for frying.