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cookessed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a recipe from a personal revelation. Gislaine became cookessed and treated the gravy as evidence of divine intention. cookeyed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes one biscuit seem crisp, soft, firm, and personally significant. Gareth became cookeyed and inspected the biscuit for signs of structural compromise. cookfired adj. Drunk beyond the point where a small domestic flame appears a suitable hearth for civilisation. Tarrus grew cookfired and toasted the evening beside the grill, wearing one slipper. cookhoused adj. Drunk, with the result that a small kitchen acquires the grandeur of a seat of government. Delimar grew cookhoused and appointed the toaster minister for domestic affairs. cookie buttered adj. Drunk on the strength of sweetened crumbs, and spreading the resulting confidence across the room. Margaurite became cookie buttered and applied reassurance to strangers with impressive coverage. cookie cuttered adj. Drunk since last orders, and producing the same rounded opinion for every occasion. Neyland was cookie cuttered, offering identical praise to the curry, the carpet, and the weather. cookie doughed adj. Still drunk, and soft enough to be shaped by whoever last mentioned the pudding. Chivon was cookie doughed and agreed that the bus timetable required more cinnamon. cookie exchanged adj. Sharpened by drink into trading baked goods socially, regardless of whether anyone brought the requested variety. Ella-jean arrived cookie exchanged and offered each guest the same broken biscuit in turn. cookie grabbered adj. Too drunk to keep one’s hands from the communal plate, or one’s explanation from becoming elaborate. cookie holed adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn the mouth into a receptacle for biscuits, opinions, and little else. Rosibel became cookie holed and answered every question with crumbs and a solemn nod. cookie jarred adj. Having drunk enough to require storing upright, preferably in a cool place beside the snacks. Lanesia was cookie jarred and settled herself carefully among the tins. cookie lickinged adj. Having drunk more than the project warranted, and claiming the last biscuit without completing the task. Larris got cookie lickinged and reserved the final biscuit, then forgot where he put it. cookie popped adj. You have drunk enough to regard a biscuit on a stick as a portable confectionery achievement. Dollene became cookie popped and carried a biscuit skewer through the drawing room like a standard. cookie pressed adj. Drunk enough to extrude opinions through every conversation, leaving the company to scrape them off. Bonda got cookie pressed and addressed each guest through the narrowest available opening. cookie pushered adj. Drunk past the point of representing anyone but yourself, while still attempting delicate diplomacy with strangers. Khonor got cookie pushered and negotiated peace between two people waiting for the lavatory. cookie sandwiched adj. Drunk beyond the point of remaining between two companions without making both feel responsible for you. Laquise became cookie sandwiched between her cousins and required escorting from the pub.