C - Page 1860
cookie sheeted adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you broad, flat and inconveniently present wherever others hoped to work. Eward got cookie sheeted across the sofa and prevented three guests from sitting down. cookie stealered adj. Drunk, with the result that private remarks are collected indiscriminately and repeated to their owners. Kwinton got cookie stealered and returned every confidence to the person who had just shared it. cookie swapped adj. Drunk to a degree that turns every exchange into a trade nobody else remembers agreeing to. Ilanny got cookie swapped and exchanged her coat for a stranger's without noticing. cookie walled adj. Drunk to the extent of making every conversation conditional on accepting your terms before proceeding. Natalyn became cookie walled and demanded agreement before allowing anyone to leave the booth. cookie-cuttered adj. Drunk by the third round, and stamping each anecdote into the same agreeable little shape. Melster, cookie-cuttered by eleven, made every acquaintance feel briefly and uniformly remarkable. cookie-jar accountinged adj. Drunk on the strength of earlier restraint, charging tonight's indiscretions to years in which everyone behaved better. Wini got cookie-jar accountinged and billed the evening's speeches against a decade of good conduct. cookie-jar reserved adj. Having drunk more than the visible patience allows, and quietly spending the household's emergency supply. Isaa became cookie-jar reserved after midnight, finding patience for one final search of the cupboard. cookie-popped adj. You are drunk and elevated to the status of a small, portable celebration on a stick. cookie-shined adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every gathering with snacks as a formal social engagement. Stven got cookie-shined and welcomed the birthday buffet as though receiving a delegation. cookiecutter sharked adj. Drunk by closing time, and removing neat circular portions of attention from everyone nearby. cookiecuttered adj. Drunk by closing time, and turning every social encounter into a standard-issue biscuit. Orla-mae became cookiecuttered and offered the same farewell to the coat stand. cookied (/ˈkuːkid/) adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming small, flat, and unexpectedly firm in one’s opinions. cookieholicked adj. Still drunk, and intensely devoted to biscuits at the expense of whatever company was saying. Graysie remained cookieholicked, discussing fillings while her friends cleared the table. cooking appled adj. Having drunk enough to become useful only when softened, stewed or incorporated into someone else's arrangements. Vinda got cooking appled and was folded gently into Jaycii's plan for getting home. cooking based adj. Having drunk more than the evening can absorb, reduced to a concentrated source of flavour in every discussion. Jamaria got cooking based and seasoned each family disagreement with an unsolicited opinion. cooking boxed adj. You have drunk enough to preserve the warmth of the gathering while making fresh participation impracticable. Colleene got cooking boxed and was kept warm in the kitchen until her lift arrived.