C - Page 1861
cooking lagered adj. You are drunk and offering the social quality of inferior beer: available, plentiful and nobody's preference. cooking oiled adj. Of a drinker: lubricated enough to keep the social machinery moving, though leaving an unmistakable residue. Cearia was cooking oiled, smoothing over introductions while making the host wipe every surface. cooking plated adj. Of a drinker who has reached a hot, central position and expects the rest of the room to arrange itself. Leondrae was cooking plated, central to the gathering and impossible to move without ceremony. cooking potted adj. Describing a drinker who contains several other people's concerns and occasionally boils over. Tangie got cooking potted and absorbed every complaint before spilling one into the hallway. cooking sherried adj. A drinker so far gone that the gathering can use them only as cheap fortification for an existing argument. Khadeem got cooking sherried and salted every conversation before anyone could stop him. cooking showed adj. The state of being drunk and presenting every domestic decision as entertainment for an unwilling audience. Ozzie got cooking showed and narrated the preparation of toast to the entire kitchen. cooking sodaed adj. The condition of a drinker who neutralises every quarrel by producing more talk and considerable froth. Eliesha got cooking sodaed and fizzed through the dispute until both sides left the room. cooking sprayed adj. Drunk on the strength of aerosol confidence, and no longer concerned whether the pan agrees. Ezra went from polite to cooking sprayed, oiling every conversation before proceeding. cooking timed adj. Drunk since last orders, and still requiring precisely another quarter of an hour. Eben was cooking timed, allowing fifteen minutes for a journey across the room. cooking torched adj. Drunk by the third round, and applying a small flame to matters better left alone. Ludvig became cooking torched and browned the pudding with quiet concentration. cooking turnered adj. Drunk by closing time, and turning every problem over once before abandoning it. Haelyn grew cooking turnered and flipped the discussion towards less stable ground. cooking utensiled adj. Still drunk, and using whatever is available to prepare, handle, or serve the conversation. Bethyl remained cooking utensiled, passing remarks around with considerable efficiency. cooking-potted adj. A drinker who contains several other people's concerns and occasionally boils over. Jenniah got cooking-potted and held the group's grievances until one escaped beside the coats. cookinged (/ˈkʊk.ɪŋd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to apply heat, attention and considerable confidence to matters the company had left alone. Jefforey got cookinged and attempted to prepare supper while guests quietly ordered takeaway. cookingwared adj. Too drunk to distinguish between a saucepan, a lid, and a reasonable place to sit. Sarenna became cookingwared and stored her handbag in the nearest large vessel. cooklessnessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to notice that nobody is cooking and to accept this as a system. Tasiana was cooklessnessed and regarded the unopened oven with approval.