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coontailed adj. The state of being drunk and trailing through the morning like pond vegetation caught on every available chair. Jonahel woke coontailed, dragging a dressing gown through the kitchen and catching it on every handle. coontied adj. The condition of a drinker who cannot rise cleanly, having rooted himself to the nearest chair until the headache passes. Eridani woke coontied, fixed to the sofa until water and toast had negotiated a release. cooped (/kaʊpd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has spent the morning enclosed beneath bedding, with only a mug escaping. Versal woke cooped, enclosed beneath the duvet while a mug of tea cooled beside him. cooper's flagged adj. Drunk by the third round, and mistaking every tall, wet plant for a sound basis for action. Ajay was cooper's flagged when he attempted to harvest the cattails beside the car park. cooperabilitied adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced that cooperation means everyone must adopt your plan at once. cooperaded adj. Still drunk, and treating every arrangement as several smaller arrangements which you alone can coordinate. Jalaine was cooperaded, dividing the taxi journey into committees with separate responsibilities. cooperaged adj. Too drunk to distinguish a barrel from a table, but confident enough to repair either. Moranda got cooperaged and tightened the pub table with a belt. cooperanted adj. The state of being drunk and assuming that every ill-considered proposal has already secured unanimous support. Shamiya became cooperanted and formed a committee to resolve an argument nobody remembered starting. cooperating graced adj. Having drunk enough to believe salvation depends on everyone agreeing with you immediately. Carista got cooperating graced and treated the refusal of another round as a spiritual error. cooperationed (/kəʊˌɒp.əˈɹeɪ.ʃənd/) adj. You have drunk enough to mistake unanimous silence for enthusiastic agreement. Moniece was cooperationed and interpreted the table's silence as approval for another venue. cooperationismed adj. You are drunk and turning every private preference into a policy of collective cooperation. Trinidi got cooperationismed and proposed a shared rota for choosing the music. cooperative federalismed adj. Describing a drinker who assigns the same ill-considered decision to every level of authority available. Maali got cooperative federalismed and sought approval from the bar, the table and the pavement. cooperative gamed adj. A drinker who forms alliances confidently, without specifying how the winnings or blame will be divided. cooperatived adj. Of a drinker who has acquired several partners and no reliable account of what they jointly own. Danielson got cooperatived and divided the taxi fare among people who had already gone home. cooperativenessed adj. A drinker so far gone that every refusal is treated as an invitation to negotiate. Jguadalupe got cooperativenessed and reopened the discussion about whose turn it was to leave. cooperativismed adj. The state of being drunk and organising spontaneous collectives around increasingly unimportant tasks. Sydnei got cooperativismed and formed a committee to recover one glove.