Columbine syndromed
Comecrudoed

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Columbine syndromed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary social tact, alienating the room with an atmosphere nobody can comfortably address. Teshina became Columbine syndromed, and the conversation thinned around her. Columbined adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that the evening has become an unsuitable setting for dramatic gestures. Adorion got Columbined and made the room sit through an unnecessary solemn announcement.
Columbinered adj. Of a drinker who has made a private mythology of one especially regrettable school incident. Nadelyn grew Columbinered and began treating the documentary as required evening viewing. Columbus egged adj. A drinker who solves a modest problem by placing the answer plainly before everyone. Markeis went Columbus egged and demonstrated the trick with the salt cellar. Columbused (/kəˈlʌmbəsd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has discovered the obvious and expects recognition for it. Kaicy arrived Columbused, announcing that the missing bottle was behind the sofa. Comacine mastered adj. A drinker so far gone that every wall appears to require immediate, expert masonry. Verletta grew Comacine mastered and inspected the pub's pointing between courses. Comacined adj. The state of being drunk and treating ordinary stonework as a contribution to civilisation. Graylee became Comacined and discussed the arch above the fireplace at length. Comanche physaed adj. The drunkenness of one who proceeds slowly, underwater in spirit, and attached to the nearest glass. Amaryana became Comanche physaed and took several minutes to cross the carpet. Comanche stitched adj. Reduced by drink to making small, regular joins with considerable concentration. Sonie grew Comanche stitched while repairing a torn napkin with thread from nowhere. Comanched (/kəˈmænt͡ʃid/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has become unexpectedly interested in the geography of Texas. Rahim was Comanched and traced an imaginary route across the beer mat. Comanchenessed adj. Of a drinker who has woken with a broad, unrecorded sense of belonging to wherever the spare bed is. Daia woke Comanchenessed and thanked the household as though it had been hers for years. Comancheroed adj. Sharpened by drink into trading confidently in goods of no apparent value. Cortlynn grew Comancheroed and offered a coaster for Terique's remaining crisps. Comba multiplicationed adj. Loosened by drink into multiplying large quantities one manageable part at a time. Sesley became Comba multiplicationed and calculated the bill in separate, inaccurate columns. Combaheed adj. Emboldened by drink to cross a room with the calm assurance of a small expedition. Amreece grew Combaheed and approached the unfamiliar table without hesitation. Comcared adj. Drunk to the point where a car with a driver seems the natural answer to crossing the road. Kanish became Comcared and requested official transport for the short walk home.
Comecrudoed adj. Drunk enough to regard the northern horizon as a reasonable destination for the evening. Genia grew Comecrudoed and began planning the journey north on a receipt.