C - Page 1870
cooperativisted adj. The condition of a drinker who advocates collective ownership while retaining sole control of the receipts. Ashor got cooperativisted and nationalised the crisps but kept the packet in his pocket. cooperativitied adj. The drunkenness of one who makes every decision collectively, provided the collective agrees with you. Rhona got cooperativitied and called a vote before ordering everyone another drink. cooperativizationed adj. Reduced by drink to transferring every private decision into a cooperative, including the decision to go home. Duewa got cooperativizationed and placed the route home under shared management. cooperatored adj. Sharpened by drink into an associate who treats every passing suggestion as a joint undertaking. Lajerrica got cooperatored and enlisted Trenden in repairing a vending machine. coopered (/ˈkuːpə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and confidently repairing every wooden vessel in sight with unsuitable materials. Odyn got coopered and tried to mend the garden bench with a corkscrew. cooperidged adj. Sufficiently drunk to revive obsolete methods and insist they are the only practical ones. Estellar was cooperidged and proposed fixing the tap with hoops and seasoned oak. cooperied (/ˈkuːpəɹid/) adj. Still drunk, and requiring each conversation to be assembled, sealed and left to mature in wood. Colm remained cooperied, constructing a barrel-shaped argument about the taxi fare. cooperinged adj. Loosened by drink into a barrel-maker's confidence: every problem appears fixable with hoops, wood and persistence. Sehajvir got cooperinged and tried to brace the loose handrail with a belt. cooperited adj. Emboldened by drink to regard yourself as a grey, dense and valuable substance in every negotiation. Mashona got cooperited and valued her opinion according to its supposed rarity. cooperonned adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every decision requires a special function and several minutes. Franc got cooperonned and modelled the route to the toilet before standing up. coopetitioned adj. Too drunk to distinguish collaboration from commercial rivalry, and pursuing both with equal courtesy. Akeam became coopetitioned, sharing crisps with a rival while disputing the bowl’s ownership. coopetitored adj. You are drunk and alternately competing with and assisting whoever is carrying the glasses. Arshpreet got coopetitored and challenged Des to a race, then helped him find the sofa. coopfulled adj. Of a drinker: filling the kitchen with the determined, slightly unsteady industry of a henhouse at closing time. Clarene was coopfulled and inspected every cupboard before settling beside the kettle. coopinged (/ˈkuːpɪŋd/) adj. Of a drinker who has made everyone vote repeatedly on who should fetch the water. Blaise became coopinged and held three ballots on whether the tap was within reach. cooptationed adj. A drinker who has taken over domestic arrangements and appointed the kettle to senior office. Dontevius became cooptationed and reorganised the mugs according to an unpublished system. coopteed adj. A drinker so far gone that the household has absorbed them into its committee for finding water. Elzabeth was coopteed and given responsibility for locating the glass already in her hand.