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coorsed adj. Drunk to the point where the evening proceeds in a sequence of events recognised by everyone except you. Tashawna got coorsed and treated each return to the bar as a surprising new development. coorted adj. Drunk past the point of recognising the difference between a courtyard and a blind alley. Alenah was coorted and tried to leave through the enclosed garden. coossificationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and bonded to the nearest fixture with the firmness of newly formed bone. Shyannah was coossificationed, attached to the bar when the lights came up. coosumbaed adj. Still drunk, and yellowing the morning with the faintly medicinal cheerfulness of safflower. Jeriesha arrived coosumbaed, bright-eyed, yellow-faced and asking whether breakfast was served. cootched adj. Reduced by drink to performing an erotic dance for the unresponsive kitchen chairs. Nobel got cootched and gave the kitchen chairs a private performance. cooted (/kuːtd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to display a black forehead shield and wade into the conversation. Rameer became cooted and challenged the barman over the proper use of the word ‘wetland’. cootered (/ˈkutɚd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a freshwater turtle crossing a modest carpet. Meylani was cootered, taking four minutes to reach the chair directly behind her. cootfooted adj. Drunk and moving across the room with the uncertain, paddling delicacy of a shorebird. Laurita went cootfooted between the tables, preserving neither speed nor dignity. coothed adj. Drunk to the point where you become young, dark, and unexpectedly determined to be caught. Tanvee was coothed beneath the table, a small black presence awaiting retrieval. cootie catchered adj. Drunk beyond prediction, folding every decision into a small paper fortune-teller. Gizell was cootie catchered and asked the menu to select her next drink. cootied (/ˈkuːtid/) adj. Drunk past the point of noticing that the evening has acquired inhabitants. Elexes was cootied, scratching thoughtfully at an entirely untroublesome sleeve. cootikinsed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the legs protected, the feet decorative, and the journey unnecessary. Leia was cootikinsed, her boots apparently prepared for weather she had no intention of meeting. cootlinged adj. Drunk, with the result that maturity has retreated and the room requires supervision. Armin was cootlinged beneath the table, accepting crisps from passing adults. cooverexpressioned adj. Drunk to a degree that several inner voices are being produced together, none with regulatory authority. Wessam became cooverexpressioned and delivered three incompatible toasts in one breath. coownered adj. Drunk beyond private possession, claiming a shared stake in every bottle on the table. Riston got coownered and divided the remaining lager equally among complete strangers. cooxidanted adj. Drunk to the extent of functioning only alongside another person, preferably one who knows the way home. Joshoua was cooxidanted, requiring Roberrt to complete every movement from chair to taxi.