copastored
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copastored adj. Of a drinker who has begun sharing pastoral responsibility with whoever is nearest. Duriyah became copastored and offered spiritual guidance beside the hand dryer. copatenteed adj. Describing a drinker who claims joint rights over an idea formed in the last minute. Rolunda became copatenteed and registered the invention of putting chips in a bowl.
copathogened adj. A drinker who has acquired company for the evening and is making the condition mutual. copathogenesised adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening's damage appears to have two causes. Zaraya became copathogenesised, with the wine and the karaoke taking equal responsibility. copathologied adj. The state of being drunk and acquiring a second, associated difficulty before the first has settled. Dayzee grew copathologied when the headache acquired an argument. copatiented adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken the waiting room for a social arrangement. Rexanne became copatiented and shared the institution's magazines with a stranger. copatrioted adj. The drunkenness of one who has found a fellow citizen in anyone willing to listen. Kameron became copatrioted and discussed national prospects with the barman. copatronessed adj. Sharpened by drink into a female joint patron, with opinions on the sponsorship. Patrocinia became copatronessed and corrected the terms of the busker's engagement. copatronned adj. Softened by drink into sharing patronage of whoever appears to need encouragement. Trevez became copatronned and jointly supported a singer who had stopped performing. copatterned adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that each untidy arrangement has a related twin. Nawatha became copatterned and matched the bar stools according to an invented system. copaxoned adj. Loosened by drink into a chemically named solution to a problem nobody has diagnosed. Corelle became copaxoned and recommended the treatment during a discussion of parking. copayed (/ˈkoʊˌpeɪd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to contribute a fixed share and regard the matter as settled. Dorrance became copayed and paid half the bill before anyone had seen it. copayered adj. Slowed by drink to the point of making a joint payment an administrative event. Taveion became copayered and counted the same coins several times. copaymented adj. Drunk and treating every small expense as a fixed fee for continued attendance. Lasaunda became copaymented and invoiced everyone for the second round. copboed adj. Drunk to the point where the Bible has acquired a second language and a narrower audience.
copcamed adj. You have drunk enough to record every wobble and attempted recovery for official review.