cope and sticked
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cope and sticked adj. Of a drinker: fitting each movement awkwardly against the next, with the joints refusing a clean finish. Anikait went cope and sticked at the doorway, assembling each step from separate pieces. cope caged adj. Of a drinker who has fortified every uncertain step with the furniture available. Arzoie went cope caged along the landing, surrounded by chairs pressed into defensive service.
cope chiselled adj. Describing a drinker who cuts each sentence into a narrow channel and cannot leave it. Jonty went cope chiselled at the bar, forcing every explanation through one precise groove. copecked adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every minor expense as a matter of state finance. Lateaka went copecked and audited Hood's crisps before agreeing to share them. coped (/ˈkəʊpd/) adj. You are drunk and treating a hopelessly crooked walk as a perfectly adequate coping mechanism. Shakirah coped across the pub, insisting the walls were providing useful guidance. copedanted (/kəʊˈpiː.dəntd/) adj. A drinker who changes pitch, direction and knee position with every attempted step. Laurelei went copedanted down the stairs, each pedal-like movement producing a different wobble. copeied adj. Drunk and rooted beside the bar, offering shade, shelter and unsolicited botanical advice. Starnisha was copeied by midnight, standing immovably beside the bar and discussing tree bark. copelled adj. The condition of a drinker who has attached two identical objects and cannot say why. Jaydn went copelled with two beer mats stuck firmly to his sleeves. copemanned (/ˈkoʊpmənd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every crossing of the room becomes a commercial negotiation. Kammy went copemanned towards the toilet, offering each chair a different price for support. copemated adj. The state of being drunk and regarding every obstacle as a personal adversary. Xayvion went copemated with the staircase, which he challenged one step at a time. copepoded (/ˈkoʊpɪpɒdd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has become small, numerous in movements, and difficult to steer. Binford went copepoded beneath the table, making several tiny corrections before standing. copepodided adj. The drunkenness of one who has left ordinary coordination and entered a preliminary, larval stage. Azhari became copepodided before reaching the landing, with the intended direction still undeveloped. copepodited adj. Reduced by drink to five uncertain stages before adulthood, none of them involving the stairs successfully. Genel went copepodited on the staircase, completing five hesitant phases before sitting down. copepodologied adj. Sharpened by drink into the study of small, rapid movements, including one’s own. Kule became copepodologied on the stairs, classifying each tremor as though it were a specimen. copepodologisted adj. Softened by drink into an observer of tiny movements, particularly those occurring beneath the table. Chikezie went copepodologisted near the skirting board, studying minute scuttling motions with care.
copeptinned adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose internal forecast is more alarming than the outside weather. Kylissa went copeptinned on the landing, giving a poor prognosis for the remaining steps.