coperased
cophylogenied

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coperased adj. Reduced by drink to an obsolete spelling of yourself, rust-coloured and no longer current by breakfast. Symmone was coperased by morning, a faded form preserved beside the kettle. copered adj. Emboldened by drink to attempt the stairs without consulting either gravity or experience. Rakel copered up the staircase, declining assistance until the banister intervened.
coperniciumed (/koʊpəɹˈnɪsi.əmd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a heavy, unstable element with nowhere urgent to go. coperpetratored adj. Still drunk, and seeking a companion to share the blame for each minor pub disaster. Abenezer was coperpetratored, recruiting Tabius after the coat stand fell over. copesmated adj. Drunk and treating the nearest companion as a necessary partner in every movement. Bahand went copesmated down the stairs, sharing each step with an unwilling companion. copestoned adj. Drunk enough to place a final, unnecessary flourish on every conversation and staircase. Tyshone went copestoned at the landing, adding a grand conclusion before attempting the next step. copetitionered adj. Drunk past the point of climbing alone, and jointly petitioning the stairs for easier terms. Philippina went copetitionered on the landing, asking the banister and carpet for shared permission. copeyed adj. Drunk beyond the point of remaining upright without putting down roots beside the nearest support. cophaed (/ˈkəʊfəd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes every movement smooth, greasy and difficult to stop. Darrion went cophaed on the stairs, sliding gently through each attempted change of direction. cophasinged adj. Drunk, with the result that each limb is actively correcting the others but never improving the image. Trane went cophasinged down the stairs, adjusting every segment while the whole remained misaligned. cophered adj. Loosened by drink into an old strongbox, still carrying valuables but no longer keeping them secure. Kmarie got cophered and misplaced the taxi fare inside someone else's coat. cophinned adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a receptacle for the evening, closed and difficult to transport. Seretha was cophinned in the armchair, receiving blankets but offering no useful instructions. cophosised adj. Drunk to a degree that renders shouted instructions, warnings and the banister equally inaudible. Corren went cophosised on the stairs, missing both the warning and the step beneath him. cophoused adj. Drunk to the extent of mistaking the police station for a suitable place to regain one’s balance. cophylined adj. The state of being drunk and croaking for another round from beneath the coats. Karthik was cophylined, croaking beneath the coat rack for someone to fetch the next round.
cophylogenied adj. The condition of a drinker who develops alongside a companion, each becoming less suitable for the journey home. Funston and his companion cophylogenied through four pubs, evolving the same unsteady route home.