Comillanned
Commissionered

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Comillanned adj. Drunk past the point of knowing whether a place is a destination or merely a word. Jontaya became Comillanned and asked which bus served the name on the menu. Cominformisted adj. Drunk beyond private opinion, and quietly distributing instructions to people who did not request them. Zysean grew Cominformisted and issued guidance on the evening's seating arrangements.
Comm'ned adj. Of a drinker: sent on a mission by the evening, but unable to state its purpose by morning. Thiana was Comm'ned, having undertaken a midnight mission whose destination escaped her. Comm'red adj. Sufficiently drunk to join every committee going, provided nobody asks what it does. Claude got Comm'red and appointed himself to the pub's emergency planning group. Commagenianed adj. Drunk in a way that makes an ancient kingdom seem relevant to the present seating plan. Rodrique became Commagenianed and appointed himself guardian of the corner table. Command keyed adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation is approached as though it has a shortcut. Annzley was Command keyed and tried to close the argument with two gestures. Commandanted adj. Drunk to a degree that places the room under firm, unnecessary supervision. Devien became Commandanted and reorganised the stools by rank. Commandment Keepered adj. Drunk by the third round, and guarding a personal list of rules with quiet persistence. Fearn became Commandment Keepered and separated the crisps according to private doctrine. Commandmented adj. Drunk since last orders, and attempting to observe one simple rule at a time. Jakari grew Commandmented and declined the final olive on principle. Commc'ned adj. Drunk past the point of transmitting anything without first sending it elsewhere. Citali became Commc'ned and forwarded the same anecdote to four separate conversations. Commentatored adj. The condition of a drinker who explains the legal position of every coat, round and taxi fare. Misri became Commentatored at closing time and ruled that the abandoned scarf required representation. Commerson's dolphinned adj. Reduced by drink to mistake every staircase for open water and attempt a gentle porpoising ascent. Allishia, Commerson's dolphinned, negotiated the stairs in short, buoyant hops. Commiecrated adj. Too drunk to distinguish a centrist politician from an alleged revolutionary, or to care about the distinction. Shaheerah became Commiecrated and accused the quizmaster of radical municipal policy. Commied adj. Softened by drink into agreeing with everyone, particularly those who have not spoken. Roxey grew Commied and endorsed both sides of the argument from the stairs. Commissioner-designated adj. Sharpened by drink into announcing every wobble as though parliamentary approval were imminent. Shanmukh became Commissioner-designated and delivered a policy speech to the bannister.
Commissionered adj. Drunk since last orders, and still distributing the evening's responsibilities among unwilling bystanders. Jewell was Commissionered, assigning Marjona custody of the keys and the remaining crisps.