C - Page 1880
copiabilitied adj. The drunkenness of one who can be copied exactly, including the decision to order another round. Latarshia became copiabilitied when every gesture, including the request for crisps, was reproduced beside her. copiapited adj. Softened by drink into a waterlogged mineral deposit, inclined to dissolve gradually beside the bar. Estrelita was copiapited by last orders, slumping into the damp warmth beside the radiator. copicided adj. Sharpened by drink into a threatening display calculated to bring official assistance, preferably a lift home. Yaremi grew copicided outside the pub, gesturing at the constable until a taxi was arranged. copied (/ˈkɒpid/) adj. Drunk to the point where every companion is treated as an Asian carp requiring careful identification. Loris became copied and spent the evening sorting guests by imaginary fish characteristics. copiered (/ˈkɒpɪəd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a machine for reproducing the same farewell to every person encountered. Jerold was copiered, giving identical farewells to the barman, the doorman and an umbrella. copigmentationed adj. Drunk and blending two separate accounts of the evening into one increasingly colourful version. Jiana was copigmentationed, combining the restaurant and pub into a single brightly remembered venue. copigmented adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every colour in the taxi rank seems jointly responsible. Taeshaun became copigmented under the pub lights, assigning every colour to a different stage of departure. copihued adj. Drunk to the point where you climb steadily through the evening and twine around the nearest support. Josephus was copihued by midnight, winding himself round the banister on the way upstairs. copiloted adj. Drunk enough to assist with the journey home while neither pilot has a reliable instrument reading. Arayia copiloted the taxi, offering confident directions that ended at the previous pub. copined adj. Drunk beyond the point where the body's membranes distinguish between standing, sitting and leaning. Ladimer was copined beside the cloakroom, his posture dependent on several unrelated surfaces. coping mechanismed adj. Drunk, with the result that every difficulty is met by a familiar routine and another round. Areeg was coping mechanismed, answering the missed train with crisps and an established pub sequence. coping sawed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the journey home a series of delicate curved cuts around furniture. Summa was coping sawed, navigating the hallway in careful arcs around tables and sleeping dogs. coping stoned adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming the final heavy piece placed on top of the evening. Arafaat was coping stoned on the sofa, completing the night with considerable architectural weight. coping strategied adj. Drunk by the third round, and applying a rehearsed method to every obstacle between pub and bed. Paiton was coping strategied, using the same careful sequence for coat, keys, taxi and doorway. coping-stoned adj. Drunk on the strength of having capped the evening, the conversation and eventually the nearest wall. Safiye was coping-stoned by closing time, capping the evening with a slow lean against the bar. copinged adj. Drunk in a way that sheds responsibility neatly onto anyone standing below. Loreto was copinged, directing each unfinished task down the slope towards the nearest friend.