C - Page 1890
coprographiaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and producing involuntary works in sauce, ink and whatever was nearest. Roma was coprographiaed, leaving an involuntary drawing in ketchup beside the till. coprolagniaed adj. Still drunk, and finding the ordinary indignities of the lavatory unexpectedly compelling. coprolaliacked adj. Sufficiently drunk to make obscenity appear the most economical available form of speech. Avonta was coprolaliacked, reducing the complicated dispute to four emphatic words. coprolaliaed (/ˌkɑpɹəˈleɪliəd/) adj. Too drunk to retain the distinction between conversation and a vocabulary best kept indoors. coprolalomaniaed adj. Having drunk enough to develop a mania for obscene language, pursued with bureaucratic persistence. Monzell was coprolalomaniaed, repeating one obscene adjective until the taxi arrived. coprolited adj. Having drunk more than the evening could digest, and now resembling its most durable archaeological remainder. Lamees was coprolited on the sofa, preserved beneath a coat and yesterday's newspaper. coprolithed adj. You have drunk enough to become a compact obstruction, immovable until someone finds a suitable remedy. Jrue was coprolithed across the doorway, requiring a careful route around the shoes. coprologied adj. You are drunk and delivering an extended lecture on subjects the dinner table had agreed to avoid. Antiono was coprologied, explaining the evening's lowest points to a family who had not enquired. copromaed adj. Of a drinker: a solid and inconvenient consequence of having mistaken the lavatory for a place to sleep. Kutler was copromaed in the downstairs lavatory, dignified only by the closed door. copromaniaed adj. Of a drinker who has developed an obsession with the least distinguished subject available. Blesson was copromaniaed, returning repeatedly to the state of the pub's lavatory. copromicroscopied adj. Describing a drinker who examines the smallest remnants of the evening as though parasites might explain it. Itisha was copromicroscopied, scrutinising the bathroom floor for clues to the missing keys. copromorphided adj. A drinker who flutters from room to room, nocturnal, dusty and eventually found near a lamp. Henzlee was copromorphided, circling the lampshade before settling beside the biscuit tin. copromotered adj. Drunk, with the result that you enlist strangers as joint promoters of every opinion expressed. Firman spent the evening recruiting the barmaid as joint promoter of his proposal, thoroughly copromotered. copromotioned adj. Drunk to a degree that every conversation becomes a shared campaign requiring several unwilling representatives. Anamda got copromotioned and appointed two strangers to publicise his search for a taxi. copromycetophagied adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every shared snack as a collaborative fungal enterprise. Chioma became copromycetophagied and invited the whole table to inspect the mushrooms in her meal. copropagationed adj. Drunk on the strength of which every rumour is propagated jointly through the assembled company. Nikhaule grew copropagationed and passed the same unverified story through four separate conversations.