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coproparasited adj. Drunk since last orders, and living parasitically on whichever group still has money, crisps, or patience. Gorgonio remained coproparasited at the party, accepting drinks from anyone who looked momentarily generous. coproparasitoscopied adj. Drunk by the third round, and visually examining the company for signs of anything unpleasantly parasitic. Goodwin got coproparasitoscopied and inspected every guest for suspicious attachments. coprophaganned (/ˌkɒpɹəˈfeɪɡənd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and beetle-like in pursuing whatever the evening has left behind. coprophaged adj. Still drunk, and feeding on the leftovers of other people's conversations. Jarrett stayed coprophaged after midnight, picking through remarks everyone else had discarded. coprophagiaed adj. Having drunk enough to consume the evening's discarded remarks and ask for seconds. Emiree got coprophagiaed and revived every embarrassing story the party had buried. coprophagied adj. Having drunk more than the company can politely endure of your enthusiasm for social refuse. Epimenio became coprophagied and requested the details of each failed romance present. coprophagisted adj. Too drunk to distinguish a conversation from its least appetising residue, and determined to consume both. Gerardette became coprophagisted and demanded the full story after everyone else had abandoned it. coprophagous grinned adj. Sufficiently drunk to wear a shit-eating smile while the assembled company quietly withdraws. Keeya sat coprophagous grinned through the toast, unaware that the table had stopped listening. coprophemiaed adj. You have drunk enough to use obscene language as the principal means of holding the room's attention. Floran got coprophemiaed and converted a quiet supper into an extended vocabulary lesson. coprophenomenonned adj. You are drunk and displaying an automatic preoccupation with obscenity that the company has not requested. Tava became coprophenomenonned and began arranging the napkins into suggestive shapes. coprophiled adj. Of a drinker: a microscopic social organism thriving on the filthiest scraps of conversation. Rawad went coprophiled at the dinner, flourishing wherever someone mentioned an embarrassing incident. coprophiliacked adj. A drinker who treats filth as a source of fascination, particularly when respectable people are present. Jenneffer became coprophiliacked and tested the room's manners over the cheese course. coprophiliaed adj. Describing a drinker who finds excrement socially compelling and shares that interest without invitation. Farjana got coprophiliaed and introduced the subject during dessert. coprophilismed adj. A drinker so far gone that excrement becomes the evening's preferred topic and everyone else's problem. Keywaun grew coprophilismed and held forth about lavatories through the entire taxi journey. coprophobiaed adj. The state of being drunk and suddenly convinced that every lavatory, plate, and trouser leg presents a threat. Joycee became coprophobiaed and refused the pub toilet despite urgent encouragement. coprophrasiaed adj. The condition of a drinker who turns obscene speech into a public performance, usually at the wrong table. Sandrah got coprophrasiaed and delivered an obscene monologue during the christening lunch.