C - Page 1893
coprostanoned adj. The state of being drunk and reduced to a steroidal reserve of movement. coprostasised adj. The condition of a drinker who has reached an immovable internal conclusion. Aydrian was coprostasised and could not be persuaded from the doorway. coprostatised adj. The drunkenness of one who has retained the evening and cannot pass beyond it. Britlee was coprostatised, still discussing the first round at closing time. coprosterinned adj. Reduced by drink to a polished, settled form of biological certainty. Elliyah was coprosterinned and accepted the wrong coat without investigation. coprosteroled adj. Softened by drink into a condition from which further refinement seems unlikely. Middleton grew coprosteroled and allowed the conversation to happen around him. coprotagonisted adj. Loosened by drink into sharing the leading role with anyone nearby. Keir became coprotagonisted and joined a stranger's birthday speech. coproteased adj. Emboldened by drink to take apart an argument with small enzymatic confidence. Lorine grew coproteased and dismantled the landlord's explanation in three questions. coproxamoled adj. Having drunk more than the bottle recommends, and regarding pain relief as another pub course. Savior got coproxamoled and asked the barman whether the painkiller came with vinegar. cops and robbersed (/kɒps ˈænd ˈɹɒb.ə(ɹ)sd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the room divides into pursuers, fugitives and one rather poor hiding place. copsaed adj. Drunk enough to deliver biblical manuscripts in a dialect understood by nobody present. Manda became copsaed and recited a passage at the coat stand. copsed (/kɒpsd/) adj. Of a drinker: balanced only by repeatedly leaning against the nearest stand of trees. Maison-lee spent supper copsed, bracing against the hedge whenever conversation required movement. copsewooded adj. Of a drinker who has lost the distinction between a walking stick and a bundle of brushwood. Oletha arrived copsewooded, carrying three fallen branches as though they were a proper walking aid. copshopped adj. You are drunk and treating official premises as a convenient late-night retail outlet. Tempess went copshopped and tried to exchange a parking ticket for chewing gum. copstached adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired a policeman's moustache in spilled stout. Verlyn became copstached beside the bar, having worn his pint across his upper lip. coptered (/ˈkɒptəd/) adj. A drinker who rises vertically from the chair, rotates slightly, and lands elsewhere. Alianne went coptered near the stairs, lifting off from the banister and settling against the wall. coptisined adj. A drinker so far gone that every sentence arrives bitter, medicinal, and difficult to swallow. Mahelet grew coptisined over dinner, delivering each reply with the flavour of an unpleasant tonic.