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coptoclavided adj. The state of being drunk and moving with the stiff, jointed certainty of a long-extinct beetle. Alimat crossed the dance floor coptoclavided, each limb proceeding under separate instructions. coptodonined adj. The condition of a drinker who has taken to the furniture like a fish claiming its territory. Andrene was coptodonined by the second round, circling the sofa before settling beside it. copublicationed adj. The drunkenness of one who issues each sentence jointly with several incompatible versions. Josalyn became copublicationed, releasing every account of the evening through three competing narrators. copublishered adj. Reduced by drink to sharing responsibility for every statement with an unseen colleague. Kinady was copublishered by midnight, consulting an invisible partner before accepting any blame. copulabilitied adj. Sharpened by drink into treating every social encounter as an invitation to proceed further. Nuriel became copulabilitied after dinner, mistaking ordinary politeness for a detailed proposal. copulabled adj. Loosened by drink into accepting every conversational opening as something to be joined. Permelia grew copulabled by the third round, agreeing to combine plans with complete strangers. copulaed (/ˈkɒpjʊləd/) adj. Softened by drink into linking unrelated people, objects, and predicates without pause. Roddick grew copulaed at the party, declaring that the coat stand was his oldest friend. copulanted adj. Emboldened by drink to join conversations, dances, and queues without waiting for an invitation. Vries became copulanted at nine, entering three conversations and one conga line unasked. copular verbed adj. Slowed by drink to linking each subject with its complement only after a lengthy pause. Oral was copular verbed over dinner, taking half a minute to connect each noun with its predicate. copularitied adj. Drunk and inclined to join everything to something else, particularly when both should remain separate. Desirie grew copularitied, linking the salt cellar to the argument and the argument to dessert. copulateed adj. Drunk to the point where every stranger appears to be the missing counterpart in an unfinished sentence. Durbin became copulateed at the bar, addressing each newcomer as though completing a private exchange. copulatered adj. Drunk beyond recognising that joining things requires consent, timing, or a reasonable destination. Tetsuro grew copulatered, attaching himself to every conversation before its first speaker had finished. copulationed (/kɒp.jəˈleɪ.ʃənd/) adj. Drunk enough to join two unrelated matters and insist that the connection is self-evident. Maryelaine grew copulationed over pudding, coupling the weather forecast with her childhood finances. copulatived (/ˈkɒpjʊlətɪvd/) adj. Drunk past the point of keeping separate what ought to remain merely adjacent. Lekeisha became copulatived at the buffet, connecting the serving spoon to an argument about inheritance. copulatored adj. Drunk in a way that turns every available gap into an opportunity for an ill-timed union. Anduena became copulatored at the reception, inserting herself between every pair of people attempting to leave. copulatressed adj. Drunk, with the result that every attempted distinction becomes an invitation to combine. Anida was copulatressed at the dinner table, joining separate discussions until nobody knew which was current.