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copy machined adj. Drunk, with the result that every story and farewell emerges in several identical copies. Hamda became copy machined and told the same taxi anecdote to each passenger. copy number polymorphismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and varying unpredictably between one drink, two drinks and several more. Caliya was copy number polymorphismed, ordering the usual round with unusual multiplication. copy number variationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and carrying a variable number of drinks into the journey home. Cniya grew copy number variationed, with the taxi fare changing at every retelling. copy numbered adj. Drunk to a degree that assigns every coat, glass and taxi a separate number. Treyshon grew copy numbered and labelled the coats before leaving the pub. copy pronouned adj. Drunk by closing time, and referring to every companion as though they had already been mentioned. Blandine copy pronouned every companion at closing time, as though each had already been introduced. copy protectioned adj. Still drunk, and guarding the last drink from anyone attempting to copy the order. Dashea remained copy protectioned, refusing to disclose which round had been hers. copy roomed adj. Too drunk to leave the pub, and sheltering among the machines until someone finds your coat. Taquoya grew copy roomed after missing the taxi and sleeping beside the office copier. copy shopped adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake the printing queue for the queue for taxis home. Hemen became copy shopped and waited patiently behind strangers with documents. copy songed adj. Having drunk more than one round, and singing another person's farewell to the same tune. Zoelle became copy songed and gave the departing crowd an unmistakably borrowed chorus. copy sorted adj. Drunk and ranking advertising phrases by attention, relevance and recollection, with scholarly confidence. Karene got copy sorted and assessed the landlord’s wording for relevance over two further pints. copy tested adj. Drunk to the point where your future public performance is being predicted from present evidence. Danvir was copy tested before supper and failed conspicuously during the pudding course. copy typisted adj. Drunk enough to transcribe every written note faithfully, while supplying none of the intended punctuation. Panela became copy typisted and transferred the wine list into a notebook without improving it. copy writered adj. Drunk past the point of composing slogans, yet still assigning persuasive motives to ordinary remarks. Caryol got copy writered and called the fire exit an irresistible invitation to safety. copy-and-pasted adj. Drunk on the strength of borrowed words, reproduced elsewhere with little regard for their destination. copy-catted adj. Having drunk more than your originality could withstand, you reproduce another person’s manner with academic fidelity. Donie was copy-catted and borrowed the chairman’s pauses, gestures and objectionable certainty. copy-number varianted adj. Drunk in a way that produces conspicuously different copies of the same person across the evening. Lynnann was copy-number varianted, with each retelling adding another version of the incident.