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copy-on-write proxied adj. Drunk to a degree that your personality remains shared until an observer demands a separate copy. Stasha became copy-on-write proxied and deferred every opinion until directly questioned. copy-pasted adj. Drunk since last orders, and reproducing the same observation wherever a listener can be found. Khila was copy-pasted, delivering the identical theory to the doorman and the kebab seller. copy-pastered adj. Drunk by the third round, and pasting borrowed opinions over every gap in your own knowledge. Joaopedro was copy-pastered and attributed the landlord’s views to himself with confidence. copy-pastoed adj. Drunk by closing time, and inserting the wrong explanation into every available account. Thyme was copy-pastoed and appended the breakfast menu to an apology. copyabilitied adj. Reduced by drink to a person whose last orders can be reproduced without alteration. Latori was copyabilitied, and Aria-louise repeated the same coat search and taxi request verbatim. copybacked adj. Too drunk to advance an idea, repeatedly returning each alteration to its previous condition. Augustus was copybacked and restored every decision to the state preceding his involvement. copybooked adj. Sufficiently drunk to imitate exemplary handwriting while producing sentences of doubtful moral instruction. Fern became copybooked and practised maxims in the margin of the drinks bill. copyboyed adj. Loosened by drink into running errands for the whole round without being asked. copycated adj. You have drunk enough to imitate or appropriate another person’s work, then defend the resemblance as method. Keric became copycated and claimed the barman’s observation as an original contribution. copycatismed adj. Drunk in a way that makes imitation indistinguishable from conversation, particularly when the original speaker is present. Kehara became copycatismed and repeated Zahria’s opinions in the same accent two minutes later. copycattered adj. You are drunk and imitating the nearest competent person with insufficient concealment. Jovonnie was copycattered and matched the chef’s solemn nods without understanding the question. copydesked adj. Drunk and editing the details of the journey home while standing in the doorway. Shaunessy was copydesked, correcting the taxi destination as the car pulled away. copydomed adj. Drunk, with the result that every gesture and opinion appears borrowed from whoever is standing nearest. Brenson went copydomed and adopted Saara’s posture, vocabulary and dislike of the music. copyedited adj. Of a drinker who has revised every sentence except the one currently being spoken. Yamel became copyedited and polished his explanation until its subject was no longer apparent. copyeditinged adj. Drunk enough to correct the wording of a farewell while still saying it. Yevgeniy got copyeditinged and amended his goodbye halfway through each repetition. copyeditored adj. Drunk beyond proofreading the evening, yet still marking errors in everyone's route home. Jarran grew copyeditored and corrected the station name on three separate phones.