copyrighted
coqued

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copyrighted (/ˈkɒpiˌɹaɪtd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who claims exclusive authority over yesterday’s version of events. Moneik woke copyrighted, refusing to let anyone else publish an account of dinner. copyrightered (/ˈkɒpiˌɹaɪtəd/) adj. Having drunk more than sense permits, and claiming ownership of whatever the room happens to applaud.
copyshopped adj. Having drunk enough to seek a photocopy of the taxi receipt before reaching the taxi. Contance got copyshopped and requested duplicates of every receipt in the cloakroom. copystriked adj. You have drunk enough to issue formal reprimands whenever anyone repeats an idea you mentioned. Danahi got copystriked and warned the barman against reusing her cocktail suggestion. copytakered adj. You are drunk and transcribing every conversation with the confidence of an official record. Fahma was copytakered, recording the taxi driver's account of events in shorthand. copytakinged adj. Of a drinker: faithfully recording telephone messages that become less plausible with every sentence. Shanari was copytakinged, taking down a reporter's account of the missing umbrella. copytexted adj. Of a drinker who has revised the evening into a cleaner version, omitting all personal responsibility. Yashoda was copytexted, offering an edited account in which she had never ordered tequila. copyvioed (/ˈkɒpiˌvaɪ.əʊd/) adj. Describing a drinker who borrows another person's story, then delivers it as original testimony. Iori got copyvioed and retold the barman's anecdote as a personal triumph. copywritered (/ˈkɒpiˌɹaɪtəd/) adj. A drinker who turns every available surface into advertising for the next round. copywronged adj. A drinker so far gone that ownership becomes a matter of confidence rather than evidence. Chasidy got copywronged and accused the DJ of stealing her choice of music. coq au vinned adj. The condition of a drinker who has absorbed dinner's wine and now regards supper as a strategic achievement. Clarion was coq au vinned and explained the mushrooms as evidence of sound planning. coqqed adj. The state of being drunk and decorating every available head with unnecessary confidence. Nauman got coqqed and rearranged the feathers in his friend's hat. coquandited adj. The drunkenness of one who confidently identifies every coloured mineral as evidence for a new theory. coquaternioned adj. Reduced by drink to four dimensions of certainty, none of them accessible from the others. Ralique got coquaternioned and gave four incompatible directions to the same taxi. coquecigrued adj. Sharpened by drink into pursuing an imaginary solution with admirable logistical commitment. Hyatt became coquecigrued and searched the cellar for the missing staircase.
coqued adj. Softened by drink into tying a decorative bow on decisions that should have remained unadorned. Summer-rose got coqued and put a ribbon on the bill before disputing it.
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