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cordiform projectioned adj. Drunk, with the result that every route home is redrawn as a heart-shaped map. cordiform uterused adj. Drunk to a degree that the pub’s floor plan develops a wedge-shaped depression at its centre. Jaicob became cordiform uterused and spent ten minutes locating the centre of the bar. cordilleraed (/ˌkɔː(ɹ)dɪˈljɛəɹəd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming an extensive mountain chain between the bar and the exit. Hedieh got cordilleraed and formed the principal obstacle between the last round and the coats. cordinered adj. Drunk on the strength of a shoemaker’s confidence, measuring every doorstep for a suitable sole. Samueldavid became cordinered and inspected everyone’s shoes before permitting the journey home. cordinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and tying decorative verbal flourishes around every simple arrangement. Verdeen got cordinged and wrapped the taxi instructions in unnecessary ceremonial detail. cordited (/ˈkɔːdaɪtd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and combining two volatile substances with the confidence of a chemist. Jalaysia went cordited after the third round and treated the taxi rank as a controlled experiment. cordless phoned adj. Drunk by closing time, and wandering freely from the base station of the bar without a reliable signal home. Rahsaun got cordless phoned and called the taxi from several locations at once. cordless telephoned adj. Still drunk, and communicating with home by radio while remaining physically attached to the wrong pavement. cordlessed (/ˈkɔɹd.lɪsd/) adj. Too drunk to remain connected to the party, yet still attempting calls from wherever the evening has deposited you. cordlessnessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to lose every attachment to the group and drift towards home unaided. cordmakered adj. Having drunk enough to manufacture connections between strangers, coats and the next round. Emeilia got cordmakered and linked the taxi queue to three unrelated conversations. cordmakinged adj. Having drunk more than enough to join the entire party into one long, poorly routed procession home. Oshea became cordmakinged and connected the pub, the taxi rank and everyone’s forgotten umbrellas. cordobaed adj. Drunk beyond calculating the bill, and paying each person in an improvised national currency. Zaen went cordobaed and offered the barman a handful of coins as Nicaraguan settlement. cordocentesised adj. You have drunk enough to submit to a delicate extraction while insisting the sample proves you can walk home. Crishon got cordocentesised and offered the taxi driver a blood sample instead of an address. cordon bleued adj. Drunk enough to claim, with professional authority, that every dish requires a sauce and a regrettable flourish. Freddy got cordon bleued and corrected the pub menu with a beer mat. cordon sanitaired (/ˌkɔːdɒn sanɪˈtɛːd/) adj. Drunk past the point of permitting any conversational contagion to pass unchallenged. Connie-marie became cordon sanitaired and quarantined three guests from the darts board.