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corn-poned adj. Too drunk to require milk, eggs, or any further embellishment before becoming entirely substantial. Marasia was corn-poned and rejected the omelette as unnecessarily ambitious. cornacred adj. A drinker who parcels out the evening in small, seasonal holdings. Ellie-leigh became cornacred and gave each chair a defined portion of the evening. cornaged adj. You are drunk and levying a small personal charge on every horned animal encountered on the way home. Larica became cornaged and taxed the pub's decorative bull before accepting a lift. cornaleaned adj. Of a drinker: still botanically composed, but branching into several incompatible routes home. Neeva was cornaleaned, branching into several incompatible routes home. cornamused adj. Of a drinker who has found, after several rounds, a Renaissance instrument in the coat rack. Eyal became cornamused and played the umbrella stand during the final round. cornamuted adj. Too drunk to stop producing a mournful, bagpipe-like account of the previous evening. Kamina stayed cornamuted through breakfast, sustaining one note about the taxi. cornballed adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing a confection from an argument, and inclined to stick to both. Kaleel became cornballed and defended the confection as a serious contribution to supper. cornbeefed adj. Sharpened by drink into a preserved, salted version of yourself, suitable for later consumption. Vasili was cornbeefed after the second round and remained firm through several difficult questions. cornbinded adj. Drunk in a way that entangles every conversation, like a persistent weed among standing stalks. Latrez grew cornbinded and attached an unrelated anecdote to every sentence at dinner. cornbirded adj. Drunk, with the result that the drinker becomes conspicuously crested and addresses the room from above it. cornbrashed adj. Drunk to a degree that gives the conversation a coarse, stony texture, particularly in geological company. Zoeigh turned cornbrashed and described the pub floor as an underappreciated English formation. cornbreaded adj. Drunk on the strength of a meal that has made solidity seem a defensible personal principle. Meri became cornbreaded and declined the dance on grounds of structural integrity. corncaked adj. Drunk by the third round, and speaking with an affected rustic simplicity no one requested. Laurenmarie became corncaked and recited rural wisdom to the television weather presenter. corncob engined adj. Too drunk to proceed quietly, generating several simultaneous propulsive efforts with distinctly radial results. Chelia was corncob engined and attempted to leave through three doors at once. corncobed (/ˈkɔɹn.kɑbd/) adj. Still drunk, and retaining only a hard central core of purpose after the evening’s softer matter has gone. Clodine was corncobed, preserving one firm intention amid several abandoned plans. corncockled adj. Drunk since last orders, and flowering into several bright but unwelcome conversations at once. Deaire became corncockled and opened separate discussions with Sheterica and the coat stand.