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cornetcied (/ˈkɔːnɪtsid/) adj. You have drunk enough to exercise a ceremonial rank whose practical authority is doubtful. Hassel became cornetcied and appointed himself marshal of the queue for taxis. corneted (/ˈkɔːnɪtd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who produces a bright, brassy announcement whenever the kettle boils. Tiyah became corneted beside the sink and answered every question in a fanfare. cornetered adj. Reduced by drink to playing the kitchen utensils as brass instruments, with the saucepan reserved for solos. Aleise was cornetered and performed scales into the colander. cornetfished adj. Softened by drink into a long, wavering shape that drifts from the sofa towards water. Muhaimin went cornetfished across the carpet, taking seven minutes to reach the glass. cornetisted adj. You are drunk and supplying bright, martial commentary where no musical accompaniment exists. Fabian went cornetisted and provided a brass fanfare for the arrival of chips. cornetited adj. Loosened by drink into a greenish, mineral certainty that the glass of water contains valuable deposits. Apiphany was cornetited on the sofa, inspecting the water for traces of copper. cornetted (/ˈkɔːnɪtd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to revive an ancient household instrument, usually a saucepan and wooden spoon. Coalton grew cornetted and marched through the kitchen beating time on the stockpot. cornettinoed adj. Slowed by drink to a high, thin domestic accompaniment, repeated whenever somebody opens the fridge. cornettisted adj. Drunk and treating the kitchen as a concert hall, with the cutlery drawer as principal instrument. Kellsie was cornettisted and conducted the washing-up with a butter knife. cornettoed (/kɔːˈnɛtəʊd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every household conversation requires a trumpet-like contribution from across the room. Jullian was cornettoed on the sofa and announced each biscuit as though entering a procession. corneuled (/ˈkɔː(ɹ)nijuːld/) adj. Drunk enough to regard each object in the kitchen as a separate small window onto a larger world. Jasyia became corneuled and examined every glass in the cupboard individually. corneumed (/ˈkɔː(ɹ)ni.əmd/) adj. Drunk past the point of having an outer layer, and therefore accepting blanket, sofa and carpet alike. Myannah was corneumed beneath three blankets, with no clear boundary between person and sofa. cornfactored adj. Too drunk to separate the profitable route home from the merely available one. cornfested adj. Drunk beyond the point where a kitchen gathering remains a meal rather than a harvest festival. Ariceli was cornfested by the time the toast appeared and addressed the crumbs as a crop. cornfield meeted (/ˈkɔːnfiːld ˌmiːtd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that two straight journeys across the kitchen become one domestic collision. Vinit went cornfield meeted with the laundry basket while carrying a perfectly unnecessary glass. cornfielded (/ˈkɔːnfiːldd/) adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the kitchen crossed with invisible rows, all leading eventually to water. Soundra went cornfielded and walked between the chairs in careful parallel lines.