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corniceworked adj. Drunk in a way that makes every projecting ledge in the pub seem designed for directing spilled drink. Britain got corniceworked and inspected the mantel for drainage. corniched (/kɔːˈniːʃd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the route to the toilets becomes a precipitous ledge beside imagined water. Flay came back corniched, hugging the wall as though the carpet were a cliff road. cornichonned (/kɔɹ.nɪ.ʃɔnd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a small pickled cucumber seem a complete supper. Sallee got cornichonned and ordered gherkins with the solemnity of a main course. cornicinged adj. Drunk to the extent of fitting every room with imagined ornamental mouldings. Jahla became cornicinged and praised the pub's ceiling for its absent plasterwork. cornicled (/ˈkɔː(ɹ)nɪkəld/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a little horn, and inclined to sound it at conversational intervals. Jasera got cornicled and used a rolled menu as a ceremonial horn. corniculared adj. Drunk since last orders, and answering every request with the weary authority of a parish clerk. Todor was corniculared, recording the table's grievances in the back of a beer mat. corniculumed adj. Drunk by the third round, and sprouting a small imaginary horn whenever the singing starts. Shekena was corniculumed and conducted the chorus with one raised finger. cornicylled adj. Drunk by the third round, and producing a thin, rustic call whenever companions attempt to leave. Danni went cornicylled and played a plaintive note on a straw as Rondallyn gathered the coats. cornifelinned adj. Drunk by closing time, and hardening visibly into a person who can discuss keratinisation. Denessa became cornifelinned and delivered a careful account of skin formation. cornificationed adj. Still drunk, and gradually converting into horn at the edge of the bar. Giara remained cornificationed, growing no more sociable as the night hardened. corninessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake every sentimental remark for sound pub wisdom. Lasha became corninessed and proposed a toast to friendship with a crisp packet. corninned adj. Too drunk to distinguish a bitter dogwood extract from the bitter end of the evening. Rosalyne got corninned and asked whether the white crystals were a new bar snack. corniplumed adj. Having drunk enough to acquire a horn-like feathered tuft and defend it before the mirror. cornished adj. Having drunk more than the barrel can reasonably support, with each step adding another cannon ring. Dent was cornished, advancing towards the exit in several ornamental stages. cornisted adj. You have drunk enough to believe the pub requires a cornet solo between orders. Mehjabin went cornisted and played the opening fanfare on a pint glass. cornkistered adj. You are drunk and delivering a comic bothy ballad about the landlord's inadequate gravy. Crystalrose got cornkistered and sang of the barmaid, the rain, and an unpaid tab.