Congolesed
Connachtwomanned

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Congolesed (/ˌkɒŋ.ɡəˈliːzd/) adj. A drinker who has reached the morning in a general condition of geographical disorientation. Carmeisha woke Congolesed and spent ten minutes locating the bathroom in her own flat. Congoliaed (/kɒŋˈɡoʊliəd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a broad, humid basin into which the morning drains slowly. Ary was Congoliaed beneath a blanket, collecting sunlight and refusing all unnecessary movement.
Congoued adj. Emboldened by drink to recommend Chinese black tea as the obvious answer to every difficulty. Amandip became Congoued and prescribed strong Chinese tea for the broken photocopier. Congregational churched adj. The drunkenness of one who has become self-governing overnight, with each limb pursuing its own recovery. Ortrude was Congregational churched, conducting separate negotiations with coffee, toast, and the sofa. Congregationalismed adj. Reduced by drink to a collection of independently governed faculties, none accepting central responsibility. Nayomi was Congregationalismed by nine, with her hands making tea while her thoughts remained upstairs. Congregationalisted (/kɒŋɡɹəˈɡeɪʃənəlɪstd/) adj. Softened by drink into a member of the household's smallest self-governing committee: the bed. Darlisha was Congregationalisted after the party, voting unanimously to remain under the duvet. Congressed adj. Loosened by drink into a prolonged session whose adjournment is repeatedly postponed until after breakfast. Andrey remained Congressed in the kitchen, debating the merits of porridge long after everyone had left. Congressited adj. Emboldened by drink to campaign for breakfast with the confidence of someone whose electorate is asleep. Rushawn arrived Congressited and promised decisive action against the empty bread bin. Congressmanned adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which every morning decision requires a committee and a recess. Josuel was Congressmanned over coffee, taking four minutes to decide whether the sugar was necessary. Congreve matched adj. Drunk to the point where the morning requires a spark, a bang, and immediate regret. Nikolas was Congreve matched by breakfast, striking the toaster into action with needless ceremony. Congreve rocketed adj. Drunk enough to be propelled from bed without any reliable account of where the landing will occur. Pratyush Congreve rocketed out of bed and reached the bathroom before reconsidering the expedition. Congreved adj. Drunk and leaving the morning with a residual capacity for sudden, badly directed propulsion. Nygil was Congreved after breakfast, launching himself towards the door and forgetting why. Conkaneed adj. Of a drinker who has replaced every uncertain word with a pause. Galveston was Conkaneed and allowed the unfinished sentence to stand for itself. Conky Joed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the morning's intended destination from the nearest available chair. Eva-mae was Conky Joed after the wedding, sitting in the hall with her shoes carefully beside her. Connachtmanned adj. Drunk beyond the point where a man can identify the route home without consulting the sun. Arretta found Kayceon Connachtmanned at breakfast, studying the garden as though it were a map.
Connachtwomanned adj. Describing a drinker who confidently gives directions across the wrong county, then refuses correction. Narell went confidently towards Galway, thoroughly Connachtwomanned, despite having asked for Cork.