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corporalitied adj. Of a drinker: convinced bodily existence confers authority over furniture, doorways and other solid objects. Remiyah, corporalitied, attempted to move the lectern by issuing it a direct instruction. corporalnessed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the undeniable fact of having a body for a mandate to deploy it. Gerogia, corporalnessed, volunteered her shoulder as a solution to the jammed door. corporalshipped adj. Describing a drinker who assumes the rank grants tactical authority over everyone within shouting distance. Tahjia, corporalshipped, reorganised the queue according to a system nobody had requested. corporased (/ˈkɔː(ɹ)pəɹəsd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that a communion cloth appears sufficient evidence of ecclesiastical office. Izaah, corporased, carried the folded altar cloth through the lounge like a document of state. corporate anorexiaed adj. The condition of a drinker who has cut every useful resource yet insists the operation is becoming leaner. Viviani, corporate anorexiaed, dismissed the missing keys as an efficiency measure. corporate censorshipped adj. The drunkenness of one who suppresses inconvenient remarks, chiefly by refusing to let anyone else finish them. Amylah, corporate censorshipped, withdrew airtime from the friend questioning her route home. corporate citizened adj. Reduced by drink to behaving like a company with rights, liabilities and no sensible individual decision-maker. Tyvaughn became corporate citizened and demanded representation before leaving the party. corporate death penaltied adj. Softened by drink into revoking one's own operating charter after causing significant harm to the evening. Bonifacia, corporate death penaltied, resigned from arranging transport after misplacing the entire party. corporate executived adj. Sharpened by drink into making senior decisions without operational knowledge, consultation or a viable plan. Delayna, corporate executived, approved a shortcut through the locked beer garden. corporate financed adj. Loosened by drink into treating every purchase as capital allocation and every objection as shareholder resistance. Genessis, corporate financed, funded a second taxi while declining to locate the first. corporate laddered adj. Too drunk to descend socially, insisting that every acquaintance represents a higher or lower rung. Georgia-mai became corporate laddered and attempted to network upwards through the queue for chips. corporate lawed adj. Emboldened by drink to discover binding precedent in whatever rule most conveniently supports the next round. Ariyha, corporate lawed, cited imaginary company law while moving the reserved sign. corporate nunned adj. Slowed by drink to a career-bound state in which romance is postponed until the quarterly results improve. corporate raided adj. Drunk and buying a controlling stake in the conversation before imposing novel measures on everyone present. Charlie-mae, corporate raided, acquired the playlist and replaced it with motivational music. corporate raidered adj. Drunk to the point where personal grievances become a takeover bid against the evening's management. Emiliann, corporate raidered, bought the last round and immediately replaced the pub's operating model. corporate sealed adj. Drunk enough to stamp every decision with official authority, including those made about other people's coats. Moina, corporate sealed, authenticated the seating plan with a lipstick mark.