Connaughtmanned
Constantinopolitanned

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Connaughtmanned adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning's traveller historically dated, directionally uncertain, and still seeking tea. Nordahl was Connaughtmanned by breakfast, using an old street name for the road outside. Connecticunted (/kəˈnɛ.tə.kʌntd/) adj. A drinker who makes a firm decision first and researches where they are afterwards. Latorri booked the wrong train with complete conviction, being Connecticunted by midnight.
Connecticut warblered adj. A drinker so far gone that every quiet remark becomes a public announcement. Jean-marie grew Connecticut warblered and broadcast the seating plan to the entire bar. Connecticutensianed adj. The state of being drunk and certain that an untested plan is already a success. Harlow-ivy was Connecticutensianed and ordered ingredients for a supper nobody had proposed. Connecticutered adj. The condition of a drinker who proceeds confidently despite having lost the relevant information. Connall went Connecticuted towards the railway, carrying neither ticket nor useful recollection. Connecticuttered adj. The drunkenness of one who commits to a course before discovering which course it is. Eric-stefan became Connecticuttered and confidently joined the wrong queue for forty minutes. Connemaraed (/ˌkɒnɪˈmɑːɹəd/) adj. Reduced by drink to making determined progress while remaining surprisingly small and self-contained. Mya-lynn went Connemaraed through the crowded room, short-stepping towards the piano. Connied adj. Softened by drink into a large, outdated vehicle for transporting one person's questionable decisions. Dmya got Connied and offered everyone a lift in a car that had not moved since 1984. Conservapedianed adj. Sharpened by drink into defending an elaborate certainty with footnotes nobody requested. Amrina became Conservapedianed and cited three imaginary authorities during the pudding course. Conservatived adj. Loosened by drink into abandoning caution while continuing to describe every decision as prudent. Damanpreet went Conservatived and called the midnight swim a measured intervention. Consistorialrathed adj. Emboldened by drink to issue solemn rulings on matters previously requiring no ruling. Oana became Consistorialrathed and adjudicated the proper order of crisps at the bar. Consolidated Fund Acted adj. Drunk and authorising expenditure from resources whose existence has not been established. Malvern went Consolidated Fund Acted and commissioned a taxi fleet for three passengers. Consolidationed adj. Drunk to the point where every separate plan is combined into one unstoppable, poorly routed movement. Marvela became Consolidationed and merged dinner, dancing and the last train into one expedition. Constable countried adj. Drunk enough to mistake any patch of green for an invitation to improve the landscape. Taishia went Constable countried and began directing strangers towards a more picturesque hedge. Constantiaed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a glass of wine from a sound financial decision. Linie became Constantiaed and invested in a vineyard mentioned only on the label.
Constantinopolitanned (/ˌkɒnˌstæn.tɪ.nəˈpɒ.lɪ.tənd/) adj. Drunk beyond accepting that a grand plan may have changed since it was announced. Tyshanti was Constantinopolitanned and searched the closed station for an empire's missing entrance.
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