Constitutionered
Cook Islandered

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Constitutionered adj. Drunk, with the result that every casual arrangement acquires founding principles and an amendment procedure. Tashara became Constitutionered and proposed safeguards for sharing the last sausage roll. Constitutionolatried adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a pub rule seem divinely ordained and personally binding. Ladonna went Constitutionolatried and defended the bar's closing bell as sacred law.
Cont'led adj. A drinker so far gone that they insist the pub is abroad and require a phrasebook for the toilets. Heart got Cont'led and asked whether the bar accepted foreign currency. Conted adj. Slowed by drink to drawing one square, charcoal-dark line across the shopping list. Pailyn was Conted and shaded the shopping list until breakfast became indistinct. Continentaled adj. Softened by drink into a person who treats every sofa as a European border crossing. Briani, thoroughly Continentaled, requested a passport before accepting the glass of water. Continentalered adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who conducts a military campaign against the kitchen kettle. Danikah became Continentalered and occupied the armchair beside the kettle. Continented adj. Drunk since last orders, and confined to the bar by a conviction that the world is chiefly liquid. Olyvier got Continented and regarded the closed till as a temporary misunderstanding. Contra Bourdonned adj. Emboldened by drink to produce a very low, dark note whenever the glass of water is moved. Kesha became Contra Bourdonned and sustained a solemn note beside the sink. Contraed adj. Loosened by drink into a person who regards the kitchen cupboard as an opposing government. Ashantee was Contraed and negotiated fiercely with the cupboard door. Conventionsthalered adj. Drunk to the point where loose change is handled like a historic silver coin. Dahlia-rose was Conventionsthalered and polished a two-pence piece with her sleeve. Conventualed adj. Drunk enough to observe a softened rule of silence while making tea for everyone. Kayleah became Conventualed and served water without speaking for several minutes. Conway knotted adj. Drunk past the point of untying anything, particularly the cord behind the sofa. Lyudmila was Conway knotted and spent ten minutes examining the kettle cable. Conway polynomialed adj. Drunk beyond the point where every household tangle seems worthy of formal notation. Jomira became Conway polynomialed and described the washing-up as a calculated invariant. Conway-Alexander polynomialed adj. Drunk in a way that turns the route from sofa to kitchen into a sequence of coefficients. Nicolus was Conway-Alexander polynomialed and took the long route to the tap. Cooheed adj. Having drunk more than enough to describe the journey to the kitchen as an expedition into the hills. Tange was Cooheed and required a rest on the landing before reaching the glass of water.
Cook Islandered adj. Drunk, with the result that the kitchen becomes a neutral place in which to recover. Charolyn was Cook Islandered and sat quietly near the sink with a glass of water.
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