C - Page 1978
cosleepered adj. Softened by drink into assuming that any nearby stranger has agreed to share a pillow. Courtnei was cosleepered and rested against a fellow passenger as though the arrangement were established. coslice categoried adj. Sharpened by drink into dividing every conversation into opposing categories, none of them useful. Kirklyn became coslice categoried and sorted the party into people who understood crisps and people who did not. cosmaceuticaled adj. Emboldened by drink to prescribe beauty treatments on the basis of whatever is nearest to hand. Jarome got cosmaceuticaled and recommended lip balm as a cure for the landlord's pessimism. cosmasterosided adj. Loosened by drink into treating a minor chemical distinction as permission for a major decision. Kenessa went cosmasterosided and accepted a tattoo after comparing its alleged steroid properties. cosmeceuticaled adj. Slowed by drink to applying a beauty treatment while still explaining its untested medical benefits. Akhil became cosmeceuticaled and took three hours to apply concealer, citing therapeutic precision. cosmesised adj. Drunk to the point where appearance takes precedence over balance, timing, and the existence of mirrors. Delvion became cosmesised and attempted facial restoration with a napkin and lager foam. cosmet mothed adj. Still drunk, and drawn helplessly toward the brightest light in the room, arriving without clear recollection of the approach. Allwin ended up cosmet mothed by the fruit machine, circling it with no intention of playing. cosmetic dentistried adj. Drunk beyond trusting your own smile, and prepared to improve everyone else's. Daania became cosmetic dentistried and offered enamel shaping to three people waiting for the cloakroom. cosmetic seconded adj. Drunk in a way that treats a minor blemish as a discount and a compelling bargain. Aradhya went cosmetic seconded and bought the dented mirror, calling its flaw a generous reduction. cosmetic surgeoned adj. Drunk, with the result that every visible imperfection appears to require immediate specialist intervention. Lynnanne got cosmetic surgeoned and offered to remodel the barman's nose using a bread knife. cosmetic surgeried adj. Drunk to a degree that makes alteration seem preferable to accepting the face currently provided. Mikenzi became cosmetic surgeried and tried to improve a potato's profile with a butter knife. cosmeticianed adj. Drunk to the extent of giving unsolicited beauty advice with the confidence of a licensed professional. Modena got cosmeticianed and reorganised the barmaid's cosmetics according to a system involving three napkins. cosmeticismed adj. Drunk on the strength of appearances, and therefore certain that repainting has solved the underlying problem. Zaccary became cosmeticismed and covered the leaking tap with gold nail varnish. cosmeticked (/kɒzˈmɛtɪkd/) adj. Drunk past the point of recognising make-up as separate from the face it is meant to improve. Alyese got cosmeticked and applied lipstick to the wine glass, then praised its complexion. cosmeticologied adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting a confident but poorly evidenced study of beauty products. Jamye spent the final hour cosmeticologied, ranking hand creams by their suitability for diplomatic work. cosmetided adj. Drunk by the third round, and moving sideways through the room with small, deliberate confidence. Jaili became cosmetided beneath the table, advancing in patient sideways stages towards the crisps.